Is your profile weak AF?
If you have less than 5 pics of YOURSELF= WEAK
You have tons of pictures of other people you've never met and you just stole their pics off google or their own profiles= WEAK
You have passwords on ALL of your galleries and have no intention of giving the passwords over= WEEEEEEEAK
You've got nothing but favorites, and ZERO personal content= SUPER EXTRA WEAK
You have nothing on your profile,in your about me section and nothing but a couple friends= SOOOO WEAKOMG
Granted I haven't added new pics on here in a lil while. I've been having some personal issues and surgeries going on so I apologize, HOWEVER I've still got over 100 pictures and a video of MYSELF. ME. My sexy chocolate pussy with the cherry center. MY big juicy booty. MYYYY gigantic tits. And even ME getting fucked. ALL ME. Meaning my content is personal.
So if you have a WEAK profile, please don't expect me to add you without some kind of incentive, (message me for more info). I know this is a porn site and, being the sweetheart I am, I even have a few galleries open for you perverts to see. But my REALLY good pics are for my friends only, and my friends are ones that can share pictures of themselves and not have to steal pics and shit from all over the goddamned internet.
SO if you are one of those with a weak ass profile, and you have no intention of strengthening your shit, just to inform you- I've got a wishlist, an Amazon acct, and also a gofundme. If you wanna tip or help a sista out, then I'll see what we can make happen. Or if you wanna fuck off, then FEEL FREE to do that also. Because I just went through 67 add friend requests and only 2% of those people had pictures of themselves. SMH This site needs to add restrictions and shit so we real females won't have to deal with all this craziness... *sigh*
Anyway, know that Ebony loves you all. Just recognize that if your profile is WEAK, and you don't wanna donate, then I don't want anything to do with ya. lol
SEXY CHOCOLATE EBONY OUT!
You have tons of pictures of other people you've never met and you just stole their pics off google or their own profiles= WEAK
You have passwords on ALL of your galleries and have no intention of giving the passwords over= WEEEEEEEAK
You've got nothing but favorites, and ZERO personal content= SUPER EXTRA WEAK
You have nothing on your profile,in your about me section and nothing but a couple friends= SOOOO WEAKOMG
Granted I haven't added new pics on here in a lil while. I've been having some personal issues and surgeries going on so I apologize, HOWEVER I've still got over 100 pictures and a video of MYSELF. ME. My sexy chocolate pussy with the cherry center. MY big juicy booty. MYYYY gigantic tits. And even ME getting fucked. ALL ME. Meaning my content is personal.
So if you have a WEAK profile, please don't expect me to add you without some kind of incentive, (message me for more info). I know this is a porn site and, being the sweetheart I am, I even have a few galleries open for you perverts to see. But my REALLY good pics are for my friends only, and my friends are ones that can share pictures of themselves and not have to steal pics and shit from all over the goddamned internet.
SO if you are one of those with a weak ass profile, and you have no intention of strengthening your shit, just to inform you- I've got a wishlist, an Amazon acct, and also a gofundme. If you wanna tip or help a sista out, then I'll see what we can make happen. Or if you wanna fuck off, then FEEL FREE to do that also. Because I just went through 67 add friend requests and only 2% of those people had pictures of themselves. SMH This site needs to add restrictions and shit so we real females won't have to deal with all this craziness... *sigh*
Anyway, know that Ebony loves you all. Just recognize that if your profile is WEAK, and you don't wanna donate, then I don't want anything to do with ya. lol
SEXY CHOCOLATE EBONY OUT!
7 years ago
Since I at least posted a face pic hopefully that excludes me from being SUPER EXTRA WEAK.
Or at the very least "Weak as Fuck?" , sounds like a title to one of the upcoming Issa Rae episodes on HBO.