Confessions of a Cum Dumpster
Alot of girls act like its gross, but since I tasted my first hot load of cum, I've been hooked. Before I knew it I was sucking cock more and more often to get as much of it as I wanted. Here I am, 4 years and hundreds cocks later and Im more in love with the miracle ooze than ever.
This is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I am a very attractive girl, I have amazing bouncy tits and I get wet whenever I'm topless in public (which is quite often). So as you might have assumed, cock isnt hard for me to find. Sucking and swallowing has become my all-time favorite hobby, and something that I do more often every day.
I have sucked over 500 penises. Im not sure of the exact number because I stopped counting around 450, but its probably closer to 550. I am only 21 so I know that makes me a slut, but its my hobby, its what I like to do! Ever since I discovered how BLACK COCK is even better, Ive sucked 90% black penis. So I guess that means I've sucked about 450 black cocks at least. I know that sounds soooo slutty, but a girl like me who is hot and loves sucking finds out quick that she can easily suck off 5-10 men every day. And that's about how many I suck on a day-to-day basis. Alot of the time its the same cocks over and over but I salivate every day because of my rule to suck one new cock every day. Since I made the 1 new cock every day rule in March of 2012 I havent missed a day. Its so much fun because if I havent met a new guy and its getting late, I'll just walk into the 'hood bar around town, walk up to the tallest black man there, take off my top, and ask him if I can have a suck :).
I know I must sound like the biggest slut ever right now... and I am pretty damn slutty, but CUM is more amazing than you'd think! So from all the hundreds of men who Ive given thousands of BJ's to, heres what Ive learned.
1. If takes 10 to 12 black guys loads to fill up 1 cup
2. It takes 15 white guys loads to fill up 1 cup.
3. Drinking cum is not just DELICIOUS, its actually REALLY amazing for your health. I try to drink at least a half-cup to a full cup a day. The fact is the more cum you drink, the better you will look and feel. Its not hard to do girls, just suck cock whenever you feel the urge (like me!) - forget about being called a slut or a homewrecker, just suck and swallow all you can. Another way to look at it is I have a penis in my mouth at least 2 hours a day. Why?
" Semen is an even more powerful organic anti-depressant.
Semen, apparently, contains a wide-rage of psychoactive chemicals:
* Arginine: an amino acid believed to increase blood flow and blunt pain
* Tyrosine: a chemical that gets converted into adrenaline
* Dopamine: the much-publicized happy d**g
* Beta-endorphins: a painkiller that lowers anxiety
And, oddly:
* Estrogen and Oxytocin: two "female" hormones linked respectively with happiness and pair bonding."
I know! Isnt it awesome that the most delicious thing in the world is also good for you? Its the one thing you can have as much as you want of!
Once youve filled up your cup, Its really tempting to drink it all. I have made this mistake SOOO many times. Ill just start drinking it and the next thing i know I'm licking the measuring cup and searching for any drops that I missed. But, if you can help it, save about a quarter of the yummy amazing man juice. That quarter cup is more than enough for you to cover your entire body in it. I mean it! Throw away all those expensive mostuizers. I have been using only cum as my daily lotion for the past year and my skin has become tight, flawless, soft, and FUCKING AMAZING. As soon as I get out of the shower, i cover myself head to toe (face too!) in a generous layer of cum. Guys love watching you completely cover yourself in cum, and it will also give your skin a nice bright glow. Thats the glow of a girl who's sucked 10 cocks today!
A cup of cum goes a long way. Use it in your recipies, drink mixers, coffee creamer, waffle toppings... delicious. Check out my cum recipes post to find out my favorites. If I were only sucking 2 or 3 cocks a day I would use every load in my coffee! The one thing I cant live without is coffee with cum and splenda. It SERIOUSLY makes coffee 10x better (yes 10x better coffee! its bliss!). Just add a couple tablespoonfulls of freshly sucked cum into your coffee and it will give it this amazingly smooth and cummy taste. Its the one thing I cant live without!
So next time you go to call me a slut because Im the girl on her knees in the mens room of the dance club sucking 5 black cocks at once while everyone watches... remember that 1. Im having the time of my life sucking these random guys and 2. The more cum i swallow the healthier and happier I become!
Sooooo......... If youre a black guy with a cock bigger than 10' hit me up, id love to taste your sperm! P.S. every load has different flavors, textures, and delicious qualities. In my next blog I'll go thru all the best tastes and most delicious loads ive eaten. Heres a tip guys: eat protien for bigger loads, eat pinapple and fruit to enhance the flavor.
I dunno why I wrote this today, but maybe its because I just sucked a group of 10 men, and normally its the same guys multiple times. Its such a turnon to be standing at a party and have a bunch of people watch as you suck 10 big black cocks. A cup of cum is more than enough to be totally drenched in cum. AS I AM RIGHT NOW!!
Last hilarious sidenote: My friends brought over halloween blacklights, we put them in my apt... and the entire place LIT UP with cumstains. The couch was covered every 2 inches, the bedroom lit up like vegas. I even had my own handprints in cum all over the place. And the best part? I GLOWED IN THE BLACKLIGHT MOST OF ALL. I've been slathering myself with hundreds of men's cum for a year, and now apparently in blacklight I glow like crazy!
This is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I am a very attractive girl, I have amazing bouncy tits and I get wet whenever I'm topless in public (which is quite often). So as you might have assumed, cock isnt hard for me to find. Sucking and swallowing has become my all-time favorite hobby, and something that I do more often every day.
I have sucked over 500 penises. Im not sure of the exact number because I stopped counting around 450, but its probably closer to 550. I am only 21 so I know that makes me a slut, but its my hobby, its what I like to do! Ever since I discovered how BLACK COCK is even better, Ive sucked 90% black penis. So I guess that means I've sucked about 450 black cocks at least. I know that sounds soooo slutty, but a girl like me who is hot and loves sucking finds out quick that she can easily suck off 5-10 men every day. And that's about how many I suck on a day-to-day basis. Alot of the time its the same cocks over and over but I salivate every day because of my rule to suck one new cock every day. Since I made the 1 new cock every day rule in March of 2012 I havent missed a day. Its so much fun because if I havent met a new guy and its getting late, I'll just walk into the 'hood bar around town, walk up to the tallest black man there, take off my top, and ask him if I can have a suck :).
I know I must sound like the biggest slut ever right now... and I am pretty damn slutty, but CUM is more amazing than you'd think! So from all the hundreds of men who Ive given thousands of BJ's to, heres what Ive learned.
1. If takes 10 to 12 black guys loads to fill up 1 cup
2. It takes 15 white guys loads to fill up 1 cup.
3. Drinking cum is not just DELICIOUS, its actually REALLY amazing for your health. I try to drink at least a half-cup to a full cup a day. The fact is the more cum you drink, the better you will look and feel. Its not hard to do girls, just suck cock whenever you feel the urge (like me!) - forget about being called a slut or a homewrecker, just suck and swallow all you can. Another way to look at it is I have a penis in my mouth at least 2 hours a day. Why?
" Semen is an even more powerful organic anti-depressant.
Semen, apparently, contains a wide-rage of psychoactive chemicals:
* Arginine: an amino acid believed to increase blood flow and blunt pain
* Tyrosine: a chemical that gets converted into adrenaline
* Dopamine: the much-publicized happy d**g
* Beta-endorphins: a painkiller that lowers anxiety
And, oddly:
* Estrogen and Oxytocin: two "female" hormones linked respectively with happiness and pair bonding."
I know! Isnt it awesome that the most delicious thing in the world is also good for you? Its the one thing you can have as much as you want of!
Once youve filled up your cup, Its really tempting to drink it all. I have made this mistake SOOO many times. Ill just start drinking it and the next thing i know I'm licking the measuring cup and searching for any drops that I missed. But, if you can help it, save about a quarter of the yummy amazing man juice. That quarter cup is more than enough for you to cover your entire body in it. I mean it! Throw away all those expensive mostuizers. I have been using only cum as my daily lotion for the past year and my skin has become tight, flawless, soft, and FUCKING AMAZING. As soon as I get out of the shower, i cover myself head to toe (face too!) in a generous layer of cum. Guys love watching you completely cover yourself in cum, and it will also give your skin a nice bright glow. Thats the glow of a girl who's sucked 10 cocks today!
A cup of cum goes a long way. Use it in your recipies, drink mixers, coffee creamer, waffle toppings... delicious. Check out my cum recipes post to find out my favorites. If I were only sucking 2 or 3 cocks a day I would use every load in my coffee! The one thing I cant live without is coffee with cum and splenda. It SERIOUSLY makes coffee 10x better (yes 10x better coffee! its bliss!). Just add a couple tablespoonfulls of freshly sucked cum into your coffee and it will give it this amazingly smooth and cummy taste. Its the one thing I cant live without!
So next time you go to call me a slut because Im the girl on her knees in the mens room of the dance club sucking 5 black cocks at once while everyone watches... remember that 1. Im having the time of my life sucking these random guys and 2. The more cum i swallow the healthier and happier I become!
Sooooo......... If youre a black guy with a cock bigger than 10' hit me up, id love to taste your sperm! P.S. every load has different flavors, textures, and delicious qualities. In my next blog I'll go thru all the best tastes and most delicious loads ive eaten. Heres a tip guys: eat protien for bigger loads, eat pinapple and fruit to enhance the flavor.
I dunno why I wrote this today, but maybe its because I just sucked a group of 10 men, and normally its the same guys multiple times. Its such a turnon to be standing at a party and have a bunch of people watch as you suck 10 big black cocks. A cup of cum is more than enough to be totally drenched in cum. AS I AM RIGHT NOW!!
Last hilarious sidenote: My friends brought over halloween blacklights, we put them in my apt... and the entire place LIT UP with cumstains. The couch was covered every 2 inches, the bedroom lit up like vegas. I even had my own handprints in cum all over the place. And the best part? I GLOWED IN THE BLACKLIGHT MOST OF ALL. I've been slathering myself with hundreds of men's cum for a year, and now apparently in blacklight I glow like crazy!
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