Small funny

So this little old man goes into a sperm bank, and walks up to the front desk. “I want to donate some sperm,” he tells the receptionist. She didn’t want to embarrass him, so she just treated him like anyone else. After getting all his information, she gave him a plastic bottle and led him to a room to take care of his business. He was in there a long time. In fact, he was in there so long she forgot about him

Finally, he emerged from the room, and came back to the desk. “Miss,” he said, “I am sorry. I have pulled on it, twisted it, beat on it, and even run hot water on it…..

…. But I just can’t get the lid off this little bottle.”