Epic Festive Splooge List!! pt2: Electric Boogaloo

So here it is the most anticipated second half of my November and December cum targets.
Each and every chick on this list took a load from me in the last months of 2016. Like I said in part 1, they are in no particular order, and like every list there are some brand new faces I hope you perverts will check out, and some regular faces who routinely drain my bollocks.

So without further ado...

Lana Rhoades
What a body. She should have been a shining light in the world of porn, she had the face, the body, the talk, the awesome combo of naivety/sluttiness.... such a shame she quit. After reading her retirement announcement I can't blame her, just a shame she quit so early on. But still, she managed to rack up the scenes in the brief 3 months she filmed. She was a bit like George Best, or the Stone Roses. She could have had it all. Still, better to burn out than fade away right?? We should all rejoice that for the briefest time she made so many cock films. Here's to you Lana.






Candice Dare
In my opinion an oversight by AVN she's not nominated for Most Epic Ass (although everyone knows it's Anikka), Candice's ass is phenomenal. Big, round, bouncy...check, check, and check. Big doe eyes, epic backside AND she swallows cock like a champ. Love to see how far she goes in the next year, but I get the feeling she's going to be an occasional anal mainstream-ish kind of girl. By christ I hope I'm wrong! Cos that ass deserves so much more.






And just because...


Anna Morna
Simply put this chick is beautiful. Only seen a handful of her scenes but she is stunning. Her output doesn't seem to be all that fantastic, but I'll keep an eye out for that gorgeous face, tight arse, and endless legs.







Uma Jolie
She takes nowhere near enough cock but my god is she good looking. Recently did a scene with Anikka which was pretty damn hot, there's not a lot more you could ask for looks wise with Uma. Tight, toned and tanned, she needs more cock for starters, and opening that arse would be amazing. Not sure she'll take that many steps forward this year, but I've got my fingers crossed for sure.







Aurora Belle
Another new addition, Aurora is impossibly cute. saying that, who doesn't love a hot 18 year old russian slut?! She takes it so deep in her pussy and her throat, and having already shot for Evil Angel, I'm hoping anal isn't too far away. One of my sluts to watch, I think she could do great things in 2017.






Ivy Rose
A pretty face, a beautiful thick body, this slut could have a bright future. A juicy set of all natural knockers, she's got a lot of potential, but got a sneaking suspicion it's going to be mainstream all the way. Which will be a crying shame. A pair of tits like that need to be worshipped, oiled up and fucked to the max, let alone the rest of her.





Shona River
Gear up guys, there's a bevvy of euro beauties coming up! Kicking off with one of the hottest redheads out there. I've got crazy love for smoking hot redheads and Shona is right up there at the top of the list right now. A slimline body with a tight arse, those 'fuck-me-i'm-a-slut' eyes, legs that go all the way up and a dick stiffening accent, Shona is all kinds of great.








Amarna Miller
Another red head making an appearance, Amarna is so so cute. Apparently she's written a book or something. Like an actual book. But with an ass like that who gives a fuck? Her body is great and her willingness to commit to every scene is amazing. And she's got a super cute smile, whether she's getting banged hard or getting throat fucked. Gotta appreciate a slut like that. And don't even get me started on that Spanish accent. Fuck.







Susy Gala
Total plastic slut, her body is absolute perfection. And that is no understatement. Everything about her is boner inducingly hot. Films mostly for cumlouder, I would absolutely love to see that perfect tight, toned, tanned arse get split in half by a big dick. That's the only thing this bimbo is missing from her repertoire, and here's hoping 2017 holds the key to that backdoor.







Bea Wolf
Smoking hot all natural body, Bea (or Nora Wolf) did a few hot scenes but seems to have gone off the boil a bit. She could have been amazing but I'm thinking only the occasional scene will come out now. Not as big a loss as Lana Rhoades, Bea has still got a bit of potential, although no way can I see her becoming a massive star. Still be awesome to see her take on a few cocks though. And as always, she needs to open that arse.





Ava Dalush
Now we're talking. One of my favourite home country sluts, Ava's body is awesome. Juicy tits, a thick arse, and a pure love of cock. She's done some great scenes with Rocco Sifreddi, but any scene she's in will get me rock hard and stroking like a motherfucker. The only way she can be prettier is when her face is glazed with goo.





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Cali Carter
I remember Cali when she first started, she was pretty hot, but nothing all that special. Then she got her tits done. And she hit the gym. And everything changed. All that golden skin with a rock hard arse and some fantastic fake titties, Cali is charging her way up my wank slut list. And she's tiny. Like 4'11" tiny. Also some ink, and I'm a sucker for tits and tats. The end of 2016 brought us bother her first anal and her first IR anal, and not a stranger to the occasional blowbang, here's hoping she continues getting nastier into 2017.





Katrina Jade
Tits and tats again!! I'm so predictable! While she might not be a standout performer, she takes cock so well, and her body is on point. Never seen a bad scene of hers, but she needs to step it up. There have been glimpses of the total whore she could be, but she needs to let it out. Bend over, spread those beautiful cheeks, and take one (preferably more ;)) for the team, Katrina, please!!






Blake Eden
Seen more of her girl/girl stuff than that of her cock films, but she's hot as fuck anyway. Still class her as a newcomer, she's pretty damn hot. Hot legs, a tight arse and a decent rack, and an iconic mole on her inner thigh, this beauty needs to step up the filth level. As I said, more g/g than anything else, she's done some half decent cock films, including one with Jillian that could have been harder, I really hope she steps it up. But I'm not convinced she will. Shame. Fingers crossed for a harder 2017.





Valentina Nappi
Talk about porn slut potential and you can't help but mention this prime piece of Italian perfection. That ass man. That. ASS. She is as dirty as the day is long, is no stranger to anal, and is just an all round fantastic whore. Giant cock squeezing arse, she's got a pretty decent rack too! And a statuesque face that chokes down cock like it's her job. And it is. God damn she's awesome. I want more from her this year, and I really think she's one that will deliver. Viva goddamn Italia.








Penny Pax
Another redhead making my wank list, Penny has gone from strength to filthy strength. Deep throating like a boss, facefucking like a champ, opening her ass, Penny has recently been an absolute revelation for me recently. Like with a few of these sluts, I've always been aware of her but never really focused on her. But the mark of a true whore is when you watch a scene and have the urgent need to see more of her. And that's what Penny did to me. Really looking forward to seeing a lot more of this pint sized porn slut.






Sierra Nicole
Now this new slut has got me really interested. Tall, blonde, long legs, perky tits and a peachy ass, she ticks all my boxes. Only done a handful of scenes so far, I really can't wait to see what else she can do. She's been getting slightly harder in her scenes (very slightly), but hopefully it's a good sign for her future. Like all of the chicks on these lists, I want to see them get harder, open their arseholes as a minimum requirement, and be the sluttiest, whoriest fuckdolls they can be. Definitely keeping an eye on Sierra.






Pepper XO
As people might have guessed, I'm a leg and ass man. And I'm pretty sure Pepper's legs are the longest out there right now. So so fine, but I think my hopes of her being a phenomenally nasty slut are on the back burner. Still a newbie this year, her output has dropped way down recently. As hot as I find her, and I really hate being a downer, I don't think she's a contender for an airtight dp right now. And that's a shame. Who knows, she could surprise the hell out of me this year! Come on Pepper!!






Makenna Blue
Pint sized slut with a nice round arse, Makenna I hope is going to be a sleeper hit this year. Recently done her first interracial for Blacked, Makenna could be a fantastic slut. Such a pretty face too, just watching that ass bounce and jiggle as she gets banged ahrd is a thing of beauty. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before that booty gets invaded.






Stella Cox
This bitch really is the full package. Pretty, big tits and a love of taking cock up the arse, there is literally nothing not to like about Stella. She's got the cute innocent girl persona down to a tee, but can go full fuckdoll whore at the flick of a switch, Having said that, and even though she get a regular hard arsefucking, she's still missing that dirty edge for me. She'll still be on my radar this year though. Got to keep the British end up after all!!








Eva Lovia
So goddamn beautiful. Incredibly sexy. Her body is phenomenal. Her arse is so impossibly peachy, I'm drooling just at the thought of it. Having been a Digital Playground contract star for the past couple of years, I think it's held her back from being full on filth. I mean, they've just wasted her body on novelty vanilla scenes. Recently seen her on Evil Angel, I'm guessing her exclusive contract is up and hopefully she can open up all of those glorious holes for our perverted gooning pleasure. I think Keiran Lee summed her up the best: "...so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste..." Don't worry, I confuse him for Oscar Wilde sometimes too... anyway, up next is...








Keisha Grey
Keisha Keisha Keisha. Not a lot I really need to say about her, she's had a fantastic year. Her body is soooo fucking good. Great rack, perfect arse, and she'll take a cock anywhere and everywhere. Got a feeling she might pip Adriana to AVN's performer of the year, even though she should be at number 2 with a bullet. Here's hoping she keeps it up for 2017 and if possible can step it up to Adriana's level. I mean, how ball drainingly glorious would a fuck-off between those two be?!








Bridgette B
A relative newcomer to my rotation, Bridgette has got the perfect porn bimbo body going on. Those huge tits are phenomenal, and that ass is so big and round it begs to be fucked. Like a few of the whores featured, always been aware but never focused on her. I've been missing out. Her dirty talk is pretty great too, that husky voice as she gets pounded is always a winner. She's for sure on my radar from now on. Just need to see more of her stuff.









Angela White
Talking of humongous titties.... for me she is totally new, hadn't even heard of her before December. But the size of those tits are worthy of an entry alone. She is total filth, and as far as I am aware is the first Aussie porn slut to take a load from me! Angela is absolute filth, and I have literally just now finished watching her get dp'd, dvp'd, dap'd and triple penetrated with two cocks in her cunt and one in her arse. It's like the most xrated episode of Neighbours ever. I'll 100% be loading to her a fuck load more this year. Can;t believe I've missed her for so long. Time for me to right that wrong with this ultimate slut.







Just for good measure...





Chanel Preston
Now anyone who knows me knows about my love and appreciation for the wonderful Chanel. I love absolutely everything about her, her face, her tits, her cunt, her arse, her legs, her personality, her sheer love of cock... she is one of my all time favourite whores and that will never change. Feels like she's slowed down a bit this year, but there are so many incredible scenes of her out there I don't mind all that much. She can drain my balls literally any time.








...and last but by no means least...
Kleio goddamn Valentien
That's what I call her. Every time.
"Who you wanking off to?" "Kleio goddamn Valentien"
"What slut did you blow to last night?" "Kleio goddamn Valentien!!!!"
"Who's your go to porn whore right now?" "KLEIO GODDAMN VALENTIEN!!!!!!"
I fucking love Kleio. Similarly to Chanel, she is absolutely perfect in my eyes. Tits and tats man, tits and tats.
Her body is phenomenal too. Her arse is tight and toned but with the right amount of jiggle when she's getting plowed. Her tits are a prefect size. Everything about her gets me hard. I think it's a sure bet that Kleio has stolen the most loads from me this year, and she'll probably be a contender for the crown next year, although judging from my new findings and some fantastic recommendations she'll be having some stiff competition. But yeah, Kleio. Don't blame me, I had to have a special birthday wank after all ;)










And there we have it! The culmination of my festive wank list. That's November and December covered, and 2016 done and dusted.
I know we're only just over a week in to 2017 but it's well underway already.

Happy New Year to my fellow pornoholics, here's to this year being as filthy as can be! I'll continue to post these blogs, hopefully bringing new whores to your attention for your wanking pleasure.

Happy wanking my friends!!!

And fingers crossed for Adriana at AVN!!!