Cunnilingus, Motivational Examination
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Cunnilingus, Motivational Examination
Reasons to eat your wife’s pussy:-
1. To stop her nagging 0 points
2. So she’ll allow you out with your mates 1 point
3. You like the taste 5 points
4. To give her orgasms 10 points
5. You’re trying to persuade her to see other men 10 points
6. She’s just fucked her boyfriend, and tastes even better 15 points
7. She’s just fucked a stranger when she was d r u n k 20 points
8. She’s just fucked a stranger when she was sober 25 points
Reasons to eat your girlfriend’s pussy:-
1. You like the taste 5 points
2. To give her orgasms 10 points
3. Because all your mates eat her pussy 10 points
4. In hope she’ll gangbang all your mates 15 points
5. Because she just fucked all your mates, and tastes even better 20 points
6. In hope she’ll go dogging and do a few strangers 25 points
Reasons to eat pussy on a first date:-
1. In hope she’ll see you again 1 point
2. Because she asked you to do it 5 points
3. You like the taste 5 points
4. To give her orgasms 10 points
5. In hope she’ll meet all your mates 20 points
6. In hope she’ll fuck them, gangbang them or go dogging 25 points
Reasons to eat a prostitute’s pussy:-
1. In hope she’ll charge you less 0 points
2. The risk turns you on 15 points
3. You like the taste 5 points
4. In hope of tasting her last punter’s spunk 15 points
5. You pay extra to taste the last punters spunk (sloppy seconds) 20 points
6. You’re a romantic and want her to have orgasms 30 points
0 to 20 Points = you’re a selfish bastard
20 to 40 Points = you can fuck and eat out my wife
50 points or more = you can fuck and eat out my wife, my girlfriend and all my whores, and I’ll join you and eat them all out after you.
Cunnilingus, Motivational Examination
Reasons to eat your wife’s pussy:-
1. To stop her nagging 0 points
2. So she’ll allow you out with your mates 1 point
3. You like the taste 5 points
4. To give her orgasms 10 points
5. You’re trying to persuade her to see other men 10 points
6. She’s just fucked her boyfriend, and tastes even better 15 points
7. She’s just fucked a stranger when she was d r u n k 20 points
8. She’s just fucked a stranger when she was sober 25 points
Reasons to eat your girlfriend’s pussy:-
1. You like the taste 5 points
2. To give her orgasms 10 points
3. Because all your mates eat her pussy 10 points
4. In hope she’ll gangbang all your mates 15 points
5. Because she just fucked all your mates, and tastes even better 20 points
6. In hope she’ll go dogging and do a few strangers 25 points
Reasons to eat pussy on a first date:-
1. In hope she’ll see you again 1 point
2. Because she asked you to do it 5 points
3. You like the taste 5 points
4. To give her orgasms 10 points
5. In hope she’ll meet all your mates 20 points
6. In hope she’ll fuck them, gangbang them or go dogging 25 points
Reasons to eat a prostitute’s pussy:-
1. In hope she’ll charge you less 0 points
2. The risk turns you on 15 points
3. You like the taste 5 points
4. In hope of tasting her last punter’s spunk 15 points
5. You pay extra to taste the last punters spunk (sloppy seconds) 20 points
6. You’re a romantic and want her to have orgasms 30 points
0 to 20 Points = you’re a selfish bastard
20 to 40 Points = you can fuck and eat out my wife
50 points or more = you can fuck and eat out my wife, my girlfriend and all my whores, and I’ll join you and eat them all out after you.
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