Found out

Well, it had to happen one day I suppose. After keeping my little hobby secret from my wife for all these years I finally got caught. She came back far too early and for once, I had failed to bolt the door. She walked in on me, fully dressed.
Calamity!
Well, she took a long look and just walked out again.
Some two hours later she returns and just said "we need to talk"
I thought, that was it, end of marriage, end of story.
But no.
She then proceeded to come clean about her LESBIAN affairs!!!!!!!
She is the absolute last person I would expect to hear that from.
So she goes on to say that we can now have the open marriage that she always hoped for as i was in no position to argue.

What happened next just blew my mind (as well as my balls)

"Get dressed" she said, "I've always wanted a girl with a cock"

I'll leave you to imagine the rest of the evening.

Well, it would be nice if my fantasy came true one day XXXXX