Ladies, what would YOU do? ^__^

You are alone on a business trip and go to an expensive restaurant in the city for dinner. You take a seat at the bar and order a drink while you wait for a table.

A hot, sexy guy (or gal, depending on your preference) dressed in a nice business suit sits at the empty bar stool beside you. He looks at you and smiles. You raise an eyebrow, nod back and continuing sipping your drink. There is some silence.

You hear him clear his throat and look back at him. He smiles again, blushes and then says, “Er…um… I’ve never done this before. Ah, but…” and then in a rush of words “you just take my breath away.” He pauses when you don’t respond and then says, “I mean… I just had to come over. I’ll give you 5,000 dollars to have sex with me. If you don’t like it, I’ll give you 5,000 dollars more.”

What is YOUR response?
(a) Throw your drink in his face and call the bouncer
(b) Slap him so hard he falls off the stool
(c) Grab his shirt collar and test out the goods before committing
(d) Take the $5,000 and fuck this sexy thing before he changes his mind
(e) Take the $5,000, fuck him, lie about his performance and pocket the extra $5,000
(f) Other, please specify

Guys feel free to pretend you are the "diner" and respond as well.