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Good in Bed

Good in Bed

I overheard my wife talking to her friend on the telephone, and she told her that she was very pleased with my performance in the bedroom. Having been married for over 27 years, this bit of news struck me as something that most married men would enjoy hearing from their spouses, and I am no exception. But after I allowed myself to puff up my personal feathers, I realized that I was a bit confused.

I asked my wife to explain her statement, and she did so willingly:

She told me how I quietly crept into our bedroom, turned the light off and kissed her good night. She noticed how I pulled the covers up to my neck and rolled over on my side, and then I left her alone.

She thought that was the best bedroom performance she had ever seen or hoped for.

Apparently, I am a lucky man, indeed!
Published by billy69boy
9 years ago
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alibodge
alibodge 5 months ago
ah  that happens to me and as now only my one ear works if i lay on the good one its like sensory deprivation, lol
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billy69boy
billy69boy Publisher 7 years ago
to miklos : For a different perspective entirely read this:

https://xhamster.com/stories/fun-with-my-wife-394254
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miklos
miklos 7 years ago
Not the explanation I or her husband was expecting.
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brotherjoe 8 years ago
Ha not quite the explanation you were expecting, but nice all the same
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dirtyoldbiman
Lol!!!!!!
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cfrpilot
cfrpilot 9 years ago
This is fucking awesome! Yes, and very true!
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Tokyomans
you were a great husband. What a lovely thing to share w us
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DanielPortenio
DanielPortenio 9 years ago
Before putting lights off I usually take her spectacles off her nose...
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alibodge
alibodge 9 years ago
that puts most of us in the same bracket though our wives never admit itlol
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