As promised... THE BATE STATION
Hello there porn surfers and porn surfettes! I know you're out there.
I decided to give you a little peak inside what many of us call THE BATE STATION.
"Yo, Cat, what the fuck is a BATE STATION?" you ask?
Well, it's that little special place we all create for the sake of our soul and our cock's soul. That secret place where all fantasy becomes reality. Where if a race of hot interplanetary BABE race with gravity-defying tits and minuscule bikini uniforms would a***** us from to experiment human copulation first hand we wouldn't feel the least bit bad about it.
My bate station is make shift. And you can do your own at home when the urge consumes you to dedicate a few hours to producing a decent amount of spunk milk.
The ritual sometimes starts as soon as i get up, or as I am left home alone. I pull open the couch to transform it in a roomy bed for activities. Second, i put a large beach towel over the sheets. This is very important because if you are going to really give in to your a****listic tendencies half way into the bate zone you won't care about precum stains leaving a mark all over the linnen. You might even have those SURPRISE CUM BURPS - we edgers know what they are. It's when you milk your cock for hour in a stop and go pattern riding the crest, one wrong move and it's cum splatter all around. You stop in time right before the point of no return, but the first milky express already left for COCK HEAD CENTRAL and it just burst out slowly. BOOP! No mind blowing orgasm yet, just a thick goey cum drop bursting out. Well, you don't want to get that all over your clothes and sheets (especially if GOD FORBID you have to go to church after.
So the UNDER TOWEL will protect your bed from stains and will suck in all the drainage like a little cock hero. Also, get ready to sweat like a horse in the 6-7 hours you are prepared to give in to your primal instinct. Over it comes the OVER TOWEL that will also use as a CUM RAG when the time comes, and believe me it won't be mercifull. You can use this buddy to wrap it around your engourged meat scepter to simulate the tightness of Asa Akira's but hole or Riley Reids tonsils or whatever your bate choice of the moment is. Wrap it around your cock and very gently squeaza and massage the glands with it. Professional trick, you will be right on the crest by now, semen flowing and precum leaking, so use your left hand for stimulation - trick your cock into not knowing it's SPURT TIME.
The laptop is right next to me, oh faithful companion and a SHIT LOAD of tabs are open at all times - WE MUST ALWAYS GO DEEPER - Xhamster, Pornhub, Tubegalore, literotica, Adult Dvd Talk, Jackinchat, torrent site, you must be able to navigate quickly as ROGUE FETISHES are known to apear during a state of deep arousal and you must give in to them. Keep you phone handy because in the pa****nis epileptic phase that you found yourself into now you might feel the need to hear a warm voice, which local hooker announcements will happily provide. I found myself many times losing it to some random 40 year old random skank who's 36 J tits were simply too big to allow her to get a normal job so she had to resolve to hooking.
HEAD PHONES will cut you off from the world and release your power a****l while you listen to the moans and pants of your favorite japanese pornstar getting more cock than she can handle, or a nice POV where your step-daughter asks to wank your meat in exchange for some lame excuse.
http://smutty.com/s/Dv43z/
Our uncut friends might want to use lube as well. Our prostate loving friends will DEFINETLY use lube to get inside all those hard to reach places and their weapon of choice - aneros massager, dildo, drum stick, donkey cock cut fresh from the kusher buthcer in the corner, hey, i'm not judging.
Just be aware that the human body can only take so much pleasure influx and when you'll come you'll come SCREAMING AND TREMBLING. So be prepared to shoot in a 360 angle. MAke sure to calculate the lenght of your CUM ROPES. Many times i underestimated my own horniness level and ended up shooting over the cum rag, over the towel, leaving thick stains on the sheets. And don't just think you can turn your dick sideways. You can hit the screen or just gather all your SEMEN SPENT in a single spot and at that level of thickness it will puncture the UNDER TOWEL and reach the mattress. If this all sounds crazy to you, wait till you try it. You'll be looking at me with blood-shot eyes, 3 pounds of sweat and moaning from the effort and thank me.
I decided to give you a little peak inside what many of us call THE BATE STATION.
"Yo, Cat, what the fuck is a BATE STATION?" you ask?
Well, it's that little special place we all create for the sake of our soul and our cock's soul. That secret place where all fantasy becomes reality. Where if a race of hot interplanetary BABE race with gravity-defying tits and minuscule bikini uniforms would a***** us from to experiment human copulation first hand we wouldn't feel the least bit bad about it.
My bate station is make shift. And you can do your own at home when the urge consumes you to dedicate a few hours to producing a decent amount of spunk milk.
The ritual sometimes starts as soon as i get up, or as I am left home alone. I pull open the couch to transform it in a roomy bed for activities. Second, i put a large beach towel over the sheets. This is very important because if you are going to really give in to your a****listic tendencies half way into the bate zone you won't care about precum stains leaving a mark all over the linnen. You might even have those SURPRISE CUM BURPS - we edgers know what they are. It's when you milk your cock for hour in a stop and go pattern riding the crest, one wrong move and it's cum splatter all around. You stop in time right before the point of no return, but the first milky express already left for COCK HEAD CENTRAL and it just burst out slowly. BOOP! No mind blowing orgasm yet, just a thick goey cum drop bursting out. Well, you don't want to get that all over your clothes and sheets (especially if GOD FORBID you have to go to church after.
So the UNDER TOWEL will protect your bed from stains and will suck in all the drainage like a little cock hero. Also, get ready to sweat like a horse in the 6-7 hours you are prepared to give in to your primal instinct. Over it comes the OVER TOWEL that will also use as a CUM RAG when the time comes, and believe me it won't be mercifull. You can use this buddy to wrap it around your engourged meat scepter to simulate the tightness of Asa Akira's but hole or Riley Reids tonsils or whatever your bate choice of the moment is. Wrap it around your cock and very gently squeaza and massage the glands with it. Professional trick, you will be right on the crest by now, semen flowing and precum leaking, so use your left hand for stimulation - trick your cock into not knowing it's SPURT TIME.
The laptop is right next to me, oh faithful companion and a SHIT LOAD of tabs are open at all times - WE MUST ALWAYS GO DEEPER - Xhamster, Pornhub, Tubegalore, literotica, Adult Dvd Talk, Jackinchat, torrent site, you must be able to navigate quickly as ROGUE FETISHES are known to apear during a state of deep arousal and you must give in to them. Keep you phone handy because in the pa****nis epileptic phase that you found yourself into now you might feel the need to hear a warm voice, which local hooker announcements will happily provide. I found myself many times losing it to some random 40 year old random skank who's 36 J tits were simply too big to allow her to get a normal job so she had to resolve to hooking.
HEAD PHONES will cut you off from the world and release your power a****l while you listen to the moans and pants of your favorite japanese pornstar getting more cock than she can handle, or a nice POV where your step-daughter asks to wank your meat in exchange for some lame excuse.
http://smutty.com/s/Dv43z/
Our uncut friends might want to use lube as well. Our prostate loving friends will DEFINETLY use lube to get inside all those hard to reach places and their weapon of choice - aneros massager, dildo, drum stick, donkey cock cut fresh from the kusher buthcer in the corner, hey, i'm not judging.
Just be aware that the human body can only take so much pleasure influx and when you'll come you'll come SCREAMING AND TREMBLING. So be prepared to shoot in a 360 angle. MAke sure to calculate the lenght of your CUM ROPES. Many times i underestimated my own horniness level and ended up shooting over the cum rag, over the towel, leaving thick stains on the sheets. And don't just think you can turn your dick sideways. You can hit the screen or just gather all your SEMEN SPENT in a single spot and at that level of thickness it will puncture the UNDER TOWEL and reach the mattress. If this all sounds crazy to you, wait till you try it. You'll be looking at me with blood-shot eyes, 3 pounds of sweat and moaning from the effort and thank me.
9 years ago
Enjoyed this blog of yours, dude.
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