Masturbation Survey! Take it! Feels so gooood!

Q: Are you male or female?
A: Male.

Q: Age?
A: 23.

Q: At what age did you start masturbating?
A: When I was 11.

Q: Who inspired your first masturbation?
A: My eldest cousin (female).

Q: How many times a week do you masturbate?
A: 5-6 days a week. (I ain't lying people!)

Q: How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself?
A: Almost every time, except when it is my fourth one in that day... (:P)



Q: In bed?
A: Yup.
Q: In the shower?
A: Mostly.
Q: In the bath?
A: Yup.
Q: Outdoors?
A: Did twice, felt soo good!
Q: At work?
A: Once.
Q: Every room in the house?
A: Yup!
Q: In a car while traveling along the interstate?
A: Nope.



Q: A member of the same sex?
A: Nope.
Q: A member of the opposite sex?
A: Yup.
Q: A significant other?
A: Nope.
Q: A friend?
A: Sometimes
Q: Spouse of a friend?
A: Nope.
Q: A past lover?
A: Nope.
Q: A stranger?
A: Most of the time
Q: A co-worker?
A: Nope.




Q: On your back?
A: Often.
Q: Standing?
A: Often.
Q: Kneeling?
A: Mostly in my younger age, even now sometimes
Q: Sitting?
A: Mostly.
Q: Lying on tummy?
A: Nah.



Q: With left hand?
A: Sometimes.
Q: With right hand?
A: Mostly.
Q: With a toy?
A: I have a bit of condom and nylon panty fetish and I like to play with those while touching myself. I think that counts as a HELL YES!
Q: With water from bath?
A: Rarely, but yes.
Q: Written erotica?
A: Often.
Q: Pictures?
A: Yup.
Q: Movie clips online?
A: Yup.
Q: Videos?
A: Duh! Of course!
Q: Something on TV?
A: No.



Q: Straight sex between man and woman?
A: Yup.
Q: Gay or lesbian sex?
A: Lesbian only, and I don't like to be judged.
Q: Group sex or orgies?
A: Affirmative.
Q: Blow jobs/oral sex?
A: R u k**ding? I love 'em!
Q: Cumshots?
A: Yup! Love 'em too!
Q: Age play?
A: Not so much.
Q: S&M?
A: Negative (I don't really get that stuff).
Q: Role playing?
A: Depends.
Q: Kinky?
A: Depends.



Q: Email messages?
A: Nope.
Q: A chat room dialogue?
A: Sometimes (can't play with my hands busy).
Q: Exchanged stories or pictures?
A: Yup, all the time.



Q: Been caught masturbating?
A: Never. (I'm way too clever for that :P )
Q: Masturbated for a man/woman?
A: Affirmative for women.
Q: Masturbated for the same sex?
A: No.
Q: Masturbated in a group?
A: Yup.
Q: Masturbated for a photo?
A: Yup.
Q: Masturbated for a webcam?
A: Nope.
Q: Masturbated for a video?
A: Yup! (self-made)



Q: Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
A: Sometimes.
Q: Insert something or play with your ass?
A: Yup, but not always.
Q: Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
A: Sometimes.
Q: Use pain as a method of playing?
A: Bit my own arm once.



Q: Do you taste your cum?
A: Oh yes, I even make cum popsicles sometimes :P
Q: When was the last time you masturbated?
A: An hour before writing this.
Q: Are you wet or hard now?
A: Yup! My boxers all soaked. Rubbing my dick with bed while typing this
Q: Are you going to masturbate now?
A: I'll probably wait for another hour to watch some hentai episodes first :P
Q: Are you a masturbation addict?
A: Possibly, I believe so, yes.
Q: Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation?
A: Almost always.
Q: What is the most you have played in one day?
A: 6, but I intend to break the record soon... :P




Thanks for the idea melissaDL00ti! :)