Crazy Talk : Random Useless Thoughts
I am posting some of my random thoughts, they just come unexpected. Feel free to share ur's....
1. damm, those female mosquitoes sucking on my b l o o d, I am so tasty, they can't resist and I can't resist slapping their ass.....
2. I wonder what would happen if our non sexual body parts were just as sensitive as the penis or the clit,
a.) If finders were to be given that sensitivity, how would we ever get any work done with our hands and what would happen to the keyboard, or gaming consoles, Furious gaming will end up in screams. Offices will be filled up with moans, specially of the hard workers. Playing music will be impossible so no guitars, keyboards, violin and no music !
b.) If our lips were to be given that sensitivity, how weird one look masturbating then, and more important, what will happen to the talking part, I bet it will be real difficult for the ladies to put on that perfect lipstick.
c.) If our legs were to be given that sensitivity, every one would be seen jogging, some will be seen sprinting and they would be the ones screaming loudest.
And the most scary one, what if the tongue was to be given that sensitivity, pheww..., end of talking as we know it and everyone would be masturbating, everywhere, hence also no talking. la la la la la la la la
If all of that were to happen together, it would mean, having no music, no computers, no hammers, no drill machines, specially drill machines, no cars, no hand shakes, no public applause and a whole lot of other things. It would mean the end of civilization as we know it. If you have read it till here, and wondering, wtf, you missed the heading.
1. damm, those female mosquitoes sucking on my b l o o d, I am so tasty, they can't resist and I can't resist slapping their ass.....
2. I wonder what would happen if our non sexual body parts were just as sensitive as the penis or the clit,
a.) If finders were to be given that sensitivity, how would we ever get any work done with our hands and what would happen to the keyboard, or gaming consoles, Furious gaming will end up in screams. Offices will be filled up with moans, specially of the hard workers. Playing music will be impossible so no guitars, keyboards, violin and no music !
b.) If our lips were to be given that sensitivity, how weird one look masturbating then, and more important, what will happen to the talking part, I bet it will be real difficult for the ladies to put on that perfect lipstick.
c.) If our legs were to be given that sensitivity, every one would be seen jogging, some will be seen sprinting and they would be the ones screaming loudest.
And the most scary one, what if the tongue was to be given that sensitivity, pheww..., end of talking as we know it and everyone would be masturbating, everywhere, hence also no talking. la la la la la la la la
If all of that were to happen together, it would mean, having no music, no computers, no hammers, no drill machines, specially drill machines, no cars, no hand shakes, no public applause and a whole lot of other things. It would mean the end of civilization as we know it. If you have read it till here, and wondering, wtf, you missed the heading.
9 years ago