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Feb. '15 Porn Masturbation Diary Results

Introduction: I'm posting this blog while on vacation, while my idiot GF, who I haven't touched in years, is passed out drunk right next to me in our hotel room. She's TOTALLY clueless that I'm a lifelong hardcore unrepentant porn addict. She thinks I haven't fucked her in years because I have a "low sex drive" LOL:

Anyway, on to more important matters: 27 loads to 36 whores (some scenes have multiple whores).

WINNERS: Three-whore tie with THREE loads apiece, the MONROE girls - in the same scene, Rectal Feeding (EvilAngel/Adriano) - and KARMEN KARMA (various Evil scenes).

MADELYN MONROE

and ZOEY MONROE

and KARMEN KARMA

A two-whore tie for second place with TWO loads apiece:
KLEIO VALENTIEN

and MISTRESS NIKITA

And a bunch of whores with ONE load apiece, including some Old School ones that I loaded to via older DVDS from my massive collection .....

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... when my computer was in the shop and I was without my daily Net Porn fix. They included:
BRIANA BANKS

and TERA PATRICK

Here's the complete list, in reverse chronological order:
LAYLA PRYCE, KARMIN KARMA, Slurpy Throatsluts 3, EvilAngel/Adriano (Second load of night)
KAYLANI LEI, Cum Crossfile 2, EvilAngel/Darkko
Deep Slut Puppy 4, porn music video via PornHub, featuring CASEY CALVERT, ASHLEY FIRES, BROOKLYN LEE, others
KLEIO VALENTIEN, Whore's Ink 2, (EvilAngel/Darkko)
LONDON KEYES, KRISSIE DEE, Asian Fuck Faces 3, (EvilAngel/Darkko)
MADELYN MONROE, ZOEY MONROE, Rectal Feeding (EvilAngel/Adriano)
MISTRESS NIKITA, ObeyNikita.com (downloaded clip from Clips4Sale.com)
MISTRESS NIKITA, ObeyNikita.com (downloaded clip from Clips4Sale.com)
ADRIANA CHECHIK, triple anal gang bang, HardX
HOLLY HANNA, Holly Hanna's Ass Fucked Open (EvilAngel/Darkko)
MADELYN MONROE, ZOEY MONROE, Rectal Feeding (EvilAngel/Adriano)
MADELYN MONROE, ZOEY MONROE, Rectal Feeding (EvilAngel/Adriano) (first load ever to Madelyn Monroe) (2nd load of night)
BRITNEY STEVENS, Oil Overload 1 (JulesJordanVideo/Streams) (Oldie but goodie from 2008)
VICKI CHASE, SKIN DIAMOND, ASH HOLLYWOOD, DANI DANIELS, V for Vicki (EvilAngel/Darkko)
JESSICA JAYMES, Facial Overload 4 (EvilAngel/Darkko) (2nd load of night)
GORGEOUS BRIT CAM WHORE CHARLIE MONACO
RICHELLE RYAN, Titty Creampies 7 (EvilAngel/Moore) (first load ever to Richelle Ryan)
KARMEN KARMA, ALEXA AIMES, Slurpy Throatsluts 3 (EvilAngel/Adriano)
KENDRA LUST, Facial Overload 4 (EvilAngel/Darkko) (first load ever to Kendra Lust)
GIA DIMARCO, Crack Fuckers (EvilAngel/Moore)
KLEIO VALENTIEN, KARMEN KARMA, Drill Her Ass (EvilAngel/Adriano)
ROXY RAYE, ASHLEY FIRES, CASSANDRA NIX, Gape Lovers 6 (EvilAngel/Sin)
MISHA CROSS, RILEY JENNER, Anal Intensity 3 (EvilAngel/Adriano) (2nd load of night; scene immediately below)

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ADRIANA CHECHIK, Sloppy Head 6 (EvilAngel/Darkko)
(Old school CDs; computer in shop)
BRIANA BANKS, TERA PATRICK, Collision Course (Vivid/Kerkove)
AUDREY HOLLANDER, KIMBERLY KANE, 2 other whores, Squealer (Hustler/JacktheZipper)
REAGAN REESE, 2nd whore, Throat Gaggers 13 (RLD/Cuba)

Published by sexistpigpornadict

9 years ago

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cfrpilot 9 years ago

As usual, an excellent masturbation log! I absolutely love how you tell us it was your first load to a particular bitch, or that it was your second load of the night! Fucking awesome!

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago

to jackoffxxx : Karmen is one of the very best aggressive sloppy throat-fuckees in the biz. I've loaded to her in the past year as much as to any porn whore. She's eclipsed by very few in the oral skills department, but one of them is Layla Pryce. Imagine, then, how hot a scene with BOTH of them in it would be. Check out Slurpy Throatsluts 3, EvilAngel/Adriano. Layla's super aggressive technique is mind - and load - blowing (even Adriano comments on camera to that effect). HIGHLY recommended.

Wow. Looks like we'll just have to agree to disagree re Briana Banks, who, for me, is probably my No. 1 all-time fave Porn Whore when it cums to LOOKS (NOT performance skills). She, to me, is PHYSICAL PERFECTION - perfect face, perfect body. One of her very first scenes I ever loaded to was a blistering, very rough DP with then-boyfriend Bobby Vitale (I think his name was) and a second swordsmen circa 1997 in her much-nastier pre-Vivid days for some obscure studio. I mention this because of your love of DPs.

Glad you're enjoying HardX with its plethora of DP scenes. I'm on the fence. I like the obvious hardness of the action but A), I wish the whores wore lingerie, heels, fishnet body stockings,etc. more of the time, rather than completely naked, which I don't find particularly hot; and B), I wish Mason would use more plasticized Barbie DD-types rather than all those natural girls.

Finally, in answer to your question, I have my bitch well trained. I have my massive porn collection right out in the open in my man-cave. She knows I'm a nightly addict, but knows better than to dare complain.

Thanks, as always, for your well thought-out comments.

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jackoffxxx 9 years ago

It's always one of the highlights of my month to see what filth you have been draining your balls to - and February does not disappoint. The stand out whores for me on your list are Zoey Monroe (I shot a load to her only the other night in the HardX scene 'Squirt For Me'. She was brunette in the scene (I prefer her blond - but I guess who cares when she is getting her ass hole stretched). Karmen Karma looks like someone worth checking out if her blow job action is anything to go by in that gif. As for Tera I have not blown to her in years. There was a time when I enjoyed nothing more than stroking my dick to her (marvelling at those tits and that hot cunt) but in the end my desire for nastier and heavier porn meant that she had no place on my wank list anymore. Having said that she is still one of the most beautiful whores ever to get fucked on camera. I just wish she had stayed in the business and did more hard core stuff. I have never been a fan of Brianna and don't think I have ever dropped so much as an once of jizz to her. She never struck me as a really enthusiastic slut and therefore I could never take the time to dedicate a good edging session to her. Others on the list that I have also shot my load to in the last month are:
Audrey Hollander - the hottest red head ever in porn. Roxy Raye (great Gape Lovers scene), Adriana (getting fucked by Lex Steele in Interacial for XHard)and London Keyes in DP Me 2 for HardX again. If you hadn't already guessed I have been making the most of my new subscription to this site.

One final thing - I totally love your dvd porno collection. It makes me want to wank just looking at it (in fact it has made me wank). How do you hide this all away from your girlfriend? My stash is in the attic. I used to know a guy that had a room dedicated to it in his house (floor to ceiling hard core porn covers) and he didn't give a shit what anyone thought. Have to admire him!

Thanks for sharing your February jizz exploits. Looking forward to March already (the official Masturbation Month - although I don't think we need an excuse to beat out more loads to porn whores!).

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himsliff 9 years ago

to sexistpigpornadict : Cheers Buddy!

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sexistpigpornadict Publisher 9 years ago

to himsliff : They're not sisters, just share the same last name ....
I'm sure the scene will show up on Xham soon enough.

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himsliff 9 years ago

i'd love to see the monroe sisters film

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