Creamy little speech

ok so today i reveal one secret as to how you can make your pussy vibrate so well that you know upon know you are a witch:

it might sound silly, like anything that might occur at the end of annoyingly cute tea party, but it isn't silly it is deadly serious, it is perfect and most called for pre cursor to me cumming all over the house, until my eyes cross and i squeal and nice spurts of cum are sprayed inside me.

. . . the secret . . . well it is to order yourself a very big gateaux, you can make it if you like, or defrost one from the freezer section but obviously homemade is best, anyways so you get your big royal fuck-off cream tower of cocking gateaux and you put it on a nice chair and then roll up your skirt and then sit down nice and hard on the creamy fuck - on the nice big cream gateaux!! so all the sponge and goo and cream squeezes into your nice frilly knickers and smears all over your nice little pink holes and it feels tip top and is better than most things. i always have a perfectly astounding wank afterwards. always puffy pussed at the end of a session. bravo!!