A Little Christmas Message (and christmas themed h

Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go little buddy!! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows or fuck farm a****ls. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your screen, you crayon eating mother fucker! Merry Christmas!