Reasons why having a big DICK can suck.... lol
Wardrobe: if u wear shorts, athletic type shorts around the house while freeballing, u must make sure the legs are LONG & that the overall "fit" isn't too loose.... Otherwise u may just pop out of the "leg" of the shorts, usually the side u "hang-to".
Surprise!!!!: "surprise" pop-up boners happen to all "healthy" guys, @ any given time. Kinda hard to hide when ur 8" long
Hold IT: if using an "un-familiar" toilet to take a dump, remember to HOLD YOUR COCK... Otherwise it may just hit the water down below.... & that always makes me gag
Not what u think: sumtimes I hear guys say "man if I had a big dick I'd be fuckin' all my gf's friends cuz they'd wanna try it..." Well, that may happen, OCCASIONALLY, but believe me, if u have a big dick & you kno how to use it, no1 will ever kno cuz that girl your with is NOT gonna wanna lose THAT to any1... I actually had a gf once, my 1st "fuck" actually, went around telling all the neighborhood girls I had a small pecker. Hahaha.
AHHHHH!!!!: also, occasionally, you'll find the girl who has NEVER had a "BIG dick" & when they see it, they like "oh hell no... U aint even coming near me with THAT thing". LoL.
Anyway, til next time, lol
Surprise!!!!: "surprise" pop-up boners happen to all "healthy" guys, @ any given time. Kinda hard to hide when ur 8" long
Hold IT: if using an "un-familiar" toilet to take a dump, remember to HOLD YOUR COCK... Otherwise it may just hit the water down below.... & that always makes me gag
Not what u think: sumtimes I hear guys say "man if I had a big dick I'd be fuckin' all my gf's friends cuz they'd wanna try it..." Well, that may happen, OCCASIONALLY, but believe me, if u have a big dick & you kno how to use it, no1 will ever kno cuz that girl your with is NOT gonna wanna lose THAT to any1... I actually had a gf once, my 1st "fuck" actually, went around telling all the neighborhood girls I had a small pecker. Hahaha.
AHHHHH!!!!: also, occasionally, you'll find the girl who has NEVER had a "BIG dick" & when they see it, they like "oh hell no... U aint even coming near me with THAT thing". LoL.
Anyway, til next time, lol
9 years ago
