Masturbate question

This came up in a chat I was having, so I decided to do a survey on masturbation. I thought it would be fun. ;-) So here it is (and you don't have to answer all the questions if you don't want to!):

How often do you masturbate?
Where do you usually like to masturbate?
What's the longest time you've spent masturbating in one day?
What do you like to masturbate to?
How do you masturbate? Toys (if so, what kind?), fingers, another method?
Do you masturbate less when you are in a relationship?
What's your most memorable time masturbating?
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Have you ever masturbated with someone?
Have you ever masturbated in a group?
Have you ever masturbated in public? If so, where?
Do you ever masturbate while chatting with people on xhamster?
Are you masturbating right now while answering this survey?