Oreos and Sex: Black Guys and Big Dicks
I'm a black man. I am devoid of most stereotypical black personality and character traits. Thus, I am an Oreo. In my world, if you are not acting "black," then you are acting "white."
When it comes to dating and sex, being an Oreo means that a) people will naturally assume you only date white women, and b) white people feel comfortable approaching you about black sexual culture. This usually leads to annoying questions, like...
... What do you think about Richard Sherman?
I don't think about Richard Sherman. I don't care about his rant after the game. I don't expect anything from my athletes outside of being good at their professions. Athletes weren't my role models growing up, so I don't care how they act just as long as they can back it up on the court/field/track/diamond. Ask me a better question, like...
... Do all black guys have big dicks?
That's like asking if all black girls have big asses. No, it just seems like it. First off, I'm defining "big" as anything above average (basically, anything over 6.5 inches). 8 inches isn't average, 6.5 inches isn't small, and any measurement lower than that will be considered below average. If it isn't big enough to sell as an adult toy, it isn't big enough to be discussed.
Now, onto the subject of black dicks. Don't let porn influence your thinking on black men and their member. Porn is just as hyper-exaggerated as pro wrestling. Not every black person has a huge dick. Yes, it is fun that white girls are convinced of such and might want to fuck after a few drinks. But since we are attempting to have a more controlled and mature conversation, I would tell you not to believe the hype.
I'm sure there is some data you can google to support the idea that black men, as a result of genetics, tend to have bigger penises. Just throw it out the window and don't bring it up. Yes ladies, you might take a black dude home expecting something big only to get something average. Growing up, black guys deal with blood flow the same way white, Latino, and Asian men do. Some black guys get lucky and get to rock something over 8 inches. Others do not.
I'm actually a case of a black guy that didn't always have a big dick. I went through my college years with 6 inches. After starting a consistent penile exercise regime, I'm up to 8 inches with 5.75 inches in girth diameter.
Maybe the exercises brought out my true size potential, I don't know. But I was a case of a black dude that would disappoint if you were expecting something bigger. I will say, having a 6 inch penis did bring about a lot of anxiety simply because there is a reputation that comes with being black and fit when it comes to dick size.
Now I have a good package, which my girlfriend enjoys, although she's convinced my white female friends like to stay in my presence because deep-down they know it as well. Whatever that means.
Done and done. Next question please...
When it comes to dating and sex, being an Oreo means that a) people will naturally assume you only date white women, and b) white people feel comfortable approaching you about black sexual culture. This usually leads to annoying questions, like...
... What do you think about Richard Sherman?
I don't think about Richard Sherman. I don't care about his rant after the game. I don't expect anything from my athletes outside of being good at their professions. Athletes weren't my role models growing up, so I don't care how they act just as long as they can back it up on the court/field/track/diamond. Ask me a better question, like...
... Do all black guys have big dicks?
That's like asking if all black girls have big asses. No, it just seems like it. First off, I'm defining "big" as anything above average (basically, anything over 6.5 inches). 8 inches isn't average, 6.5 inches isn't small, and any measurement lower than that will be considered below average. If it isn't big enough to sell as an adult toy, it isn't big enough to be discussed.
Now, onto the subject of black dicks. Don't let porn influence your thinking on black men and their member. Porn is just as hyper-exaggerated as pro wrestling. Not every black person has a huge dick. Yes, it is fun that white girls are convinced of such and might want to fuck after a few drinks. But since we are attempting to have a more controlled and mature conversation, I would tell you not to believe the hype.
I'm sure there is some data you can google to support the idea that black men, as a result of genetics, tend to have bigger penises. Just throw it out the window and don't bring it up. Yes ladies, you might take a black dude home expecting something big only to get something average. Growing up, black guys deal with blood flow the same way white, Latino, and Asian men do. Some black guys get lucky and get to rock something over 8 inches. Others do not.
I'm actually a case of a black guy that didn't always have a big dick. I went through my college years with 6 inches. After starting a consistent penile exercise regime, I'm up to 8 inches with 5.75 inches in girth diameter.
Maybe the exercises brought out my true size potential, I don't know. But I was a case of a black dude that would disappoint if you were expecting something bigger. I will say, having a 6 inch penis did bring about a lot of anxiety simply because there is a reputation that comes with being black and fit when it comes to dick size.
Now I have a good package, which my girlfriend enjoys, although she's convinced my white female friends like to stay in my presence because deep-down they know it as well. Whatever that means.
Done and done. Next question please...
10 years ago