Oreos and Sex: Why Do Black Guys Like Big Butts?
I'm a black man. I am devoid of most stereotypical black personality and character traits. Thus, I am an Oreo. In my world, if you are not acting "black," then you are acting "white."
When it comes to dating and sex, being an Oreo means that a) people will naturally assume you only date white women, and b) white people feel comfortable approaching you about black sexual culture. This usually leads to annoying questions, like...
... Why do black guys like big butts?
Full disclosure: I love big butts. Actually, let me be more clear: I LOVE big butts. Seeing a girl and her big, round ass wobble across the room will get my dick hard. You know what is my biggest sexual fantasy and fetish? Burying my face in some girl's big, phat ass. I'm a normal and mellow guy. However, I'm a freak when it comes to big butts.
I don't know why I love big butts. Smart people say that social environments have a lot to do with why all things black exist. Here's an example: young black men tend not to have dreams of being a lawyer or doctor because there aren't any in their communities (or visible, in general). I see some truth in that. But can this explain why black people like big butts?
There are a lot of thick, black women in Atlanta. The number is staggering. It would only make sense that if black men are surrounded by curvy women, they would naturally be more inclined to like curvy figures. That's good reasoning, but here's the problem: I grew up with WHITE people!
Unless you want to claim that the lack of ass contributed to me craving larger sizes of ass, my environment had nothing to do with my preference. It's lazy to say black men are as predisposed to like big butts as they are watermelone, so I have another theory: it is strategically more sensible to favor big butts over big tits.
First off, it's not a question of liking BIG butts. It's a question of favoring butts or breasts. Everyone likes their favorite private parts in bigger sizes. Girls like bigger dicks. Guys like bigger tits or bigger asses. I have NEVER heard a dude rave about how small a girl's tits are. Ever.
Back to the strategy: If a girl with huge tits walks by, you can't look. Why? There is a chance she will notice and catch you in the act. You can look at a girl's ass without getting caught by her. Plus, considering the tempers of most black women, getting caught can be a death wish for black men. So, we instead focus on the ass. See, it's not a black thing. It's a strategy thing.
Done and done. Next question please...
When it comes to dating and sex, being an Oreo means that a) people will naturally assume you only date white women, and b) white people feel comfortable approaching you about black sexual culture. This usually leads to annoying questions, like...
... Why do black guys like big butts?
Full disclosure: I love big butts. Actually, let me be more clear: I LOVE big butts. Seeing a girl and her big, round ass wobble across the room will get my dick hard. You know what is my biggest sexual fantasy and fetish? Burying my face in some girl's big, phat ass. I'm a normal and mellow guy. However, I'm a freak when it comes to big butts.
I don't know why I love big butts. Smart people say that social environments have a lot to do with why all things black exist. Here's an example: young black men tend not to have dreams of being a lawyer or doctor because there aren't any in their communities (or visible, in general). I see some truth in that. But can this explain why black people like big butts?
There are a lot of thick, black women in Atlanta. The number is staggering. It would only make sense that if black men are surrounded by curvy women, they would naturally be more inclined to like curvy figures. That's good reasoning, but here's the problem: I grew up with WHITE people!
Unless you want to claim that the lack of ass contributed to me craving larger sizes of ass, my environment had nothing to do with my preference. It's lazy to say black men are as predisposed to like big butts as they are watermelone, so I have another theory: it is strategically more sensible to favor big butts over big tits.
First off, it's not a question of liking BIG butts. It's a question of favoring butts or breasts. Everyone likes their favorite private parts in bigger sizes. Girls like bigger dicks. Guys like bigger tits or bigger asses. I have NEVER heard a dude rave about how small a girl's tits are. Ever.
Back to the strategy: If a girl with huge tits walks by, you can't look. Why? There is a chance she will notice and catch you in the act. You can look at a girl's ass without getting caught by her. Plus, considering the tempers of most black women, getting caught can be a death wish for black men. So, we instead focus on the ass. See, it's not a black thing. It's a strategy thing.
Done and done. Next question please...
10 years ago