Canadian Beaver Eh!?!
The Beaver is our nations’ symbol
A furry mammal nice and nimble
I have one that’s properly shaved
I have to keep it well behaved
Cause mine is very carnivore
It loves the meat the greedy whore
True patriots do come and feed it
For country first and because they need it
A furry mammal nice and nimble
I have one that’s properly shaved
I have to keep it well behaved
Cause mine is very carnivore
It loves the meat the greedy whore
True patriots do come and feed it
For country first and because they need it
11 years ago
but i'll eat all You give to me
i'll obey Your every word
and swallow each and every turd
For if i fail to eat this meal
the pain i get will be unreal
i sure don't want to make You mad
what You would do could be real bad
besides i love You one whole bunch
i'm even grateful for this lunch
it's great to be Your trampoline
You're the greatest Woman i've ever seen
You'll be the king of sissy maids
All black and blue your conscience fades
You'll wake up naked in the everglades
It's nice and warm what is this place
A squatting woman over my face
My favourite meal for my disgrace
While she taunts me " How does it taste? "
i'd stagger out with painful groans
The Goddess was behind the wheel
Another beating i would feel
A kick, a punch, a fall kerplunk
Then tied again inside Her trunk
Back to live in agony
Beneath the feet of Trinity
Daily beatings and meals of shit
God help me if i missed one bit
And when i thought it could get no worse
She'd write another pain filled verse
Her poems were Her evil dreams
She loved to hear my tortured screams
As She jumped upon my chest
The pain was at it's very best
The Vixxxen is my dream come true
i'll be hers till i'm cold and blue
I own your cunt you stupid whore
That's why we're going to explore
You sucking cock for soup de jour
Cause I'm the deadly Trinity
I'll stomp your guts untill you see
A big ol sign saying Emergency
And try to please You in every way
You'll stomp me till i'm bruised and sore
Then You'll stomp me even more
My heart is Yours, i'm just Your slave
i will love You till i'm in my grave!!
I'm a femenazi Helen Hunt
I wasn't going very far
A Woman stepped in front of me
And slammed my balls with her knee
I writhed around in awful pain
While She kicked me twice again
She had me lying helplessly
Then tied me up quite painfully
She stuffed my mouth with dirty socks
Then strapped them with a gag that locks
As She dumped me in the trunk
She said i was a loser punk
She said She'd teach me to behave
That i'd be a total slave
She drove me to Her secret room
There to meet my impending doom
She beat me daily for many weeks
The air was filled with cries and shrieks
i now have served for many years
Her tortures still ignite my fears
She is my life, i love Her so
i hope She never lets me go!!!
love your beaver poem,
but love your beaver even more