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Profile intro as of 4/29/2013

Profile intro as of 4/29/2013

HAPPY FUCKIN' EVERYDAY & Holidays *LATEST UPDATE 04/28/2013* HAPPY FUCKIN' EVERYDAY & Holidays

DON'T BE ALARMED THIS PAGE IS BEING MANAGED BY YOURS TRULY "SEXOMATIC" TAKEOVER!!


Thank you all for your beautiful, lovely, rude, or irate comments & friend requests, but we would like to take a moment to address some things.

Step 1: Guidelines to a health online relationship
1. a: Read guidelines in it's entirety please for a better understanding and successful relationship; b: If you were not born with "the" pussy, we don't really want to speak with you.
c: Meaning we are a shitty little couple that don't want anyone but beautiful women with an attractive personality and even better attitudes.
It's not a really complicated concept. d: WOMEN ONLY! #Cam2Cam here: http://fbplayground.com/?aid=11817 *** Women only!

2. Not enough content either tells me that you: are a spammer, scammer, or someone that's too shy... either which I don't want to know or meet you. Sorry don't take it personal, we take fucking very seriously. Using condoms, pleasuring and giving orgasms; it is a serious issue. Which means you talking about wanting to fuck and bust a nut. While we are fucking and busting nuts. You will need papers to join. Which we are really looking forward to the event so please come with them. But we want a special someone that can handle having two really close friends.

3. Females we have been getting an abundance of ladies from throughout the web replying very negatively, so we are going to take a different approach to accomplishing or goals.

*Female Candidates For: Threesome or Sexy Party or Passion Party invitation only events; please find us on fb and inbox: "Fantasy Island" to get access to HIDDEN GROUPS for private games, contests, and to see if you have what it take in bed with 2! http://itsmyurls.com/natestew82

But no hard feelings if you don't get picked or if you don't pick us... All is fair

Lil Wayne #quote: "fuck who I want and fuck who I don't"

Step 2: Guidelines to a health online relationship
1. If you see someone you know, please do not publicize it. Respect the privacy of others.
2. When you have sex with any of our members, it is your responsibility to protect yourself against STDs.
3. Respect sexual desires of other members. Our members are normal men and women; they are not porn stars or prostitutes.
4. We periodically close friend request for single men. This is to have approximately an equal number of male and female members. Friend request for men are currently closed again nothing personal.

Step 3: Guidelines to a health online relationship
1. 1LuV yourself! Ladies and Gents respecting others is a big part of growing not only as humans, but as an intelligent a****l.
2. Read our guidelines; that a re reasonable to ask and if something does not make sense please inbox us and reference the mistake we all make them.
3. If you like spam; I have plenty on my blog ( http://donotmakeitaboutyou.blogspot.com/ ), please I'm looking for writers and spammer to write in blog but not on profile please inbox me on (xhamster)
4. V.I.T. (VERY important task) we all are VIP in my eyes so please treat us as such and have more than "Hi" to say in the inbox. Have me all excited and shit to see that I have an inbox message and I look up and see a fucking "Hi" to stanking ass letters that shit will have me irate than a bitch. lol but look I will at least ask "how are you doing today?"
5. Have real interested or money on the brain or don't fuck around.
6. If you ever get confused or stuck and not sure wtf to do; refer to Step 1.1

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Unacceptable profile pic





Your "schlong" activity may not get accepted either!
OR

"bout that" Now this will get accepted, as well as face pics, breast shots, legs and saturated pussy pics. Please send all this types of content to Facebook "Fantasy Island" group or my phone please 713-482-1347 with instructions on how to stroke it.


and this!




!1LV! #Teamverified

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ChocolateDiamond Likes:

ChocolateDiamond Dislikes: Granny, Old Man, M/M Gay (unless it girl on girl strangely)

Sexomatic Likes: Rough Sex, DP, Deep-throat, Cumshots of all kinds, Bondage, BBW, BSDM, girl on girl, orgies, Bubble Butts, Interracial, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, whatever chocolateDiamond wants...

Sexomatic Dislikes: anal...she has the weird rule "whatever you do to me that's uncomfortable, I do it to you"... So... NO... Not taking anything up my ass. I don't know about you other mofos, but this ass is on restricted exit only in brown events... I'll shit on you! LMAO Some guy without a cup vid on the way lol... eewww no ideas please... I'm about to puke...eeewwww

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Sexomatic 's : I have a particular fetishes: high-heeled shoes; They make me so horny to see a female's leg towering upward above some 6 inch heels, oiled up and wearing stockings, a little scent of sex and a hint of cucumber melon body spray. oh wow I'm excited!
Mini Skirts, White blouses, dancers, pole performances, Lanced boy shorts panties, tight dresses,
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The actress from Spartacus Sands of Time, Vengeance, and Xena: Warrior Princess Lucy Lawless. I remember growing up watching Zena, beat skin off my dick to her. Now on Spartacus I get to see her naked you don' understand what it does to my Psyche... I love you Lucy Lawless! Call me when your husband not around fine ass!
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To have a random women with a Toni Braxton's voice walk up to us (my wifey and I) and Compliment my girl's body sexually and sensually rub her neck and chicks (whichever pair of their choice) and give her a nice and long kiss. She exchanges contact info with us. This very gorgeous women walks to me and grabs my dick, then walk away slowly while looking back at us. This is all done in front a crowd of people that watches in amazement thinking wtf why that can't happen to my dick...
She must be attractive as hell thought, we both may feel sexually assaulted...
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To have the life of Hugh Hefner but I only want this women for the rest of my life to have and to hold, those other girl will be joining our party bus.

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Choco's : Long walks in the park and occasional fuck in the tree, against the tree, under, the tree!

Fuck you I am a tree huger.

: Lex Steel, we thinking of some more shit give us a minute...

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: Sinnamon Love, Pinkyxxx, Cherokee, Kitten, Vanessa Blue, The Body, Lisa Ann (Step Moms do it best), Alexis Texas (I Love everything w/ Texas involved), Secret Money (she is not a porn star but please consider it the girl is amazing!)... here is her vid...


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: all institutions using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. Additional WARNING: Any institution or person using this site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You do not have our permission to use any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice as well.

NO PERSON OR ENTITIES HAVE THE PERMISSION TO USE OUR CONTENT FOR PRIVATE,COMMERCIAL,OR ANY TYPE OF ACTIVITY WHETHER IT BE FOR GAIN OR NO GAIN INCLUDING PUBLIC INSTITUTIONS OF RESEARCH
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NO tributes, NO Men(invited to sexy party), NO skype; LMAO GOOGLE ME BITCHES type in Nathaniel... I don't know but...that my ass! LMAO Peter Griffin: "that's my side boob."

Please contact us if you do wish to request to utilize our content @... for booking! If you want more info on or any other issues as well.

Thank you for your !1luV! and Support!

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I love porn so much!



To see this



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There will be more; new update, picture, story, blogs, no vids though. Sorry :( but live is better all the time!

Please stay turned on hard with wet pusses @ arms reach or a phone call away!~

TY for the Comment and Welcome, xHamster!
Hope you enjoy our shows, page updates!

Help us improve 2Thumbs up & 5* performances and leave comments of how to, what to, or just buy us a toy or two we will play w/ u.









THANKS AND REGARDS, Nini & Leon AKA Choco & Sexo
1luV yourself! We always live by we rub you glue, but we wrote a bunch of shit on the wad we thru at you lol That's what we think about you haters 1luV!

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MagicPickle
MagicPickle 8 years ago
Purely hilarious. Despite the humor, a moto know u serious about ur rules. I respect...& appreciate the well paft-together humor. Once again...Nicely done
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