THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS

We are back the man annouces to which LTS replies shut up some of us are trying to sleep don't you dare throw back the curtains oops I mean lower the zip. Why not said the man its time to play. What play you are having a Giraffe (laugh) you would get more attention at a Nuns convention I keep getting reved up and then find there is no where to go talk about the road to nowhere said LTS. What ever you do don't try and crack any Pope jokes.Why not said LTS because he's resigned and gone to live in a nunnery came the reply. LTS was quick to reply now that is a laugh surrounded by women at his age and here you only half his age surrounded by women on this site and what do you get well I will tell you absolutely nothing they must see you comeing mate that's all I can say. Your usual grumpy self I see said the man . Well its like this I see a pretty girl get all pumped up and then deflated again its a bit like pumping up a car tyre and then letting all the air out very quickly as a result everything stretches .