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Some Pick up lines and their Witty Answers........

Some Pick up lines and their Witty Answers........

Man:Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator.

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

Man: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
Woman: Okay, get out!

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you have one already?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Published by cutecpl77
11 years ago
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? these ladies na.....
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very good made me laugh out loud
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mr-whiteblacku
hahahaha very funny and witty!
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i dont do acrobatics in bed XD
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Answer to that would be ??
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add this one too: "would like to be a bed acrobatic teacher*
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Man: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.

Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.

Absolute favorite. hahaha
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looooooooool!!!
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Some brains you got woman :wink:
Lovely lines
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lv2lickaclit
lol loved the witty lines.. my departed wife worked as a bar maid... one time a guy cornered her at the bar and asked her where she got her beautiful big boobs.. without her missing a beat replied ... my momma gave them to me :smile: thank you.... you lightened my day
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lol, heard a few of those, but always good to read some funny stuff first thing in the morning with my coffee and 420
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wildstallion98
good one..
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vestel777
The craziest pickup line I ever heard was from David Lee Roth the lead singer for the rock band Van Halen. His pickup line goes - Smile Baby Your On Radar!!!!!!! I was thinking when I heard that - What the hell!!!!!! That's the most stupid pickup line I had ever heard. But then again they started out in the 70's so that should tell you something lol
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Now THAT is funny,
thanks for the laugh.
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lovely lines
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ROFL
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LOL
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Informative!!
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funny !
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__global__
crashhhh...:smile:
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wankstain
Hahahaha very good
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darkdefender
:grinning::grinning:
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lovely one but dont use it on me
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loves2munch
Hahaaaa :grinning:
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:smile:
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mmmmmm
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