Things that annoy me on xhamster
i hope i don't hurt anyones feelings with this, but its about time i posted something like this... you guys might agree with some things too! ;D
this will make me sound totally bitchy, but every cloud has a silver lining (if you catch my drift)
guys with cock avatars... with no cock uploads
why have a cock avatar at all if you dont have pictures of it uploaded? thats false advertisement. your avatar should represent your profile in some way, hence "avatar". its even more disappointing when it looks like you have a nice cock ;-(
people on live cams with private profiles
theres nothing wrong with having a private profile (since i can get to your stuff like a boss anyway) but if you're exposing yourself on live cams, your profile shouldn't be private. that makes no sense.
guys who ask me to send them pix... when they send fake/old pix
i know how to use google, so i WILL know your pictures are fake. i also know how to get into the exif data that comes with photos, so i'll know your pictures were taken in 2008 and you edited them on your mac in 2010. and if you send me old pictures, that just means you're not worth the effort in taking pictures for.
"bi" guys... who dont allow invites from girls
your profile says you're bi, but i cant send you an invite and you only have men in your friends list? lets not pretend now, honey! it's ok to be gay, but it's not ok to lie and pretend to be bi. (i cant tell you how many times i see this).
spammers posting links to their own live cams on other live cams
i see this all the time when i go to live cams and it needs to end. most of the time the guy spamming isn't even naked and he's spamming on a live cam with a guy who's already hard. IF WE'RE ALREADY WATCHING SOMETHING GOOD, WE OBVIOUSLY DON'T WANT TO DOWNGRADE. besides, if you spent more time putting on a show instead of spamming, maybe you would have more viewers. just something to think about!
empty profiles
i know my profile is pretty empty too, but at least i have some gifs and info on it and you can see my favorites.
homophobes
an interesting note my gay bff made about homophobes on this site is that they rarely have anything worthwhile to look at, and that they shouldn't flatter themselves because they're as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside.
stalkers
if i get a PM from someone less than 5 minutes after i change my status, i'm going to assume they're waiting for me to log in. if someone sends me a PM less than 5 minutes after i log in, that tells me they were refreshing my page until they could see i'm online. both of these things creep me out and i will block you immediately if i think you're doing this.
guys who are too chatty or ask too many questions
i get that some of you think i'm interesting (i'm really not), but the truth is: i'm not here to chat about my day or what i bought at the mall or when my next manicure with my gay bff is. i'm not here to get to know any of you. this is a porn site, not plentyoffish. if you want a girlfriend, go out and find one that lives near you. it's distracting, and it can get pretty annoying when it's 10 of you doing it at the same time.
once, i described myself to 5 different guys in one hour. why do you think i have a description of me right on my page now?
guys who ask very personal things
i'm not telling you what state i live in. i'm not telling you what college i go to. i'm not telling you what me and my roommate talked about when i didn't answer your PM in less than 10 seconds. i don't have to give you a reason for anything i do, really... i don't belong to you, and if you think you have some authority over me for whatever reason, you're going to get blocked.
and thats what annoys me on xhamster!
this will make me sound totally bitchy, but every cloud has a silver lining (if you catch my drift)
guys with cock avatars... with no cock uploads
why have a cock avatar at all if you dont have pictures of it uploaded? thats false advertisement. your avatar should represent your profile in some way, hence "avatar". its even more disappointing when it looks like you have a nice cock ;-(
people on live cams with private profiles
theres nothing wrong with having a private profile (since i can get to your stuff like a boss anyway) but if you're exposing yourself on live cams, your profile shouldn't be private. that makes no sense.
guys who ask me to send them pix... when they send fake/old pix
i know how to use google, so i WILL know your pictures are fake. i also know how to get into the exif data that comes with photos, so i'll know your pictures were taken in 2008 and you edited them on your mac in 2010. and if you send me old pictures, that just means you're not worth the effort in taking pictures for.
"bi" guys... who dont allow invites from girls
your profile says you're bi, but i cant send you an invite and you only have men in your friends list? lets not pretend now, honey! it's ok to be gay, but it's not ok to lie and pretend to be bi. (i cant tell you how many times i see this).
spammers posting links to their own live cams on other live cams
i see this all the time when i go to live cams and it needs to end. most of the time the guy spamming isn't even naked and he's spamming on a live cam with a guy who's already hard. IF WE'RE ALREADY WATCHING SOMETHING GOOD, WE OBVIOUSLY DON'T WANT TO DOWNGRADE. besides, if you spent more time putting on a show instead of spamming, maybe you would have more viewers. just something to think about!
empty profiles
i know my profile is pretty empty too, but at least i have some gifs and info on it and you can see my favorites.
homophobes
an interesting note my gay bff made about homophobes on this site is that they rarely have anything worthwhile to look at, and that they shouldn't flatter themselves because they're as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside.
stalkers
if i get a PM from someone less than 5 minutes after i change my status, i'm going to assume they're waiting for me to log in. if someone sends me a PM less than 5 minutes after i log in, that tells me they were refreshing my page until they could see i'm online. both of these things creep me out and i will block you immediately if i think you're doing this.
guys who are too chatty or ask too many questions
i get that some of you think i'm interesting (i'm really not), but the truth is: i'm not here to chat about my day or what i bought at the mall or when my next manicure with my gay bff is. i'm not here to get to know any of you. this is a porn site, not plentyoffish. if you want a girlfriend, go out and find one that lives near you. it's distracting, and it can get pretty annoying when it's 10 of you doing it at the same time.
once, i described myself to 5 different guys in one hour. why do you think i have a description of me right on my page now?
guys who ask very personal things
i'm not telling you what state i live in. i'm not telling you what college i go to. i'm not telling you what me and my roommate talked about when i didn't answer your PM in less than 10 seconds. i don't have to give you a reason for anything i do, really... i don't belong to you, and if you think you have some authority over me for whatever reason, you're going to get blocked.
and thats what annoys me on xhamster!
11 years ago