Well fuck me

So I had the day from hell yesterday I calmed down enough when I got home not to rip anyone's head off I had my pay in my pocket and said to the missus she could have it if she let me shave her pissy and lick her tip she came on my face . She ignored me . Later I asked her what I had to offer her to do it . A tub of ice cream and iron my own shirt for a month and i got to shave her and lick her till she cum on my face then fuck her til I came wow awesome night