MOM SAYS

a little boy went off to camp for the first time ever.the first nite there it started to thunder and lightning,so the the little boy ran into the sexy counselors tent..
boy: i am scared can i sleep with u
woman: no its not right
boy: but mom says its OK
woman: fine
so the boy crawls over and lays beside her
boy: can i play in your bellybutton,it will calm me down
woman: NO!
boy: but mom says its OK
woman: fine
after a few minutes
woman: THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON!
boy: and that aint my finger