What makes a StuntGirl?
Well, when I was f******n some friends and I went canoeing. There was a train tressel over the water where it was deep and lots of canoers and campers from a nearby campground were there to jump off. It was like 50 ft to the water. None of the other girls would jump and half the guys were too scared as well. Now I don't know if the heat just got to me that day, or if being the youngest of my friends made me feel like I had to do something a bit daredevil. So I jumped off and plunged into the water below.
You hit the water so hard from falling that far that all you feel is the impact of the water. For a minute or two your skin is all tingling. So when I pulled myself up out of the water it didn't occur to me until I looked out at everybody that my bikini top not only came off, but ripped the stitching. Some boy fetched half of it out of the river, but the other half was just gone.
So there I was bare chested in front of God and everybody. Now I don't really have boobs. I still don't usually bother wearing a bra. So I couldn't have been all that much to look at. But you know teenage boys. They were all hooting and hollering, clapping, and cheering. My girlfriends were just laughing away. So I did the only thing that could possibly regain any dignity.
I climbed right back up to the top. Pulled my jean shorts and panties off, then threw them to the guys below before jumping again. I probably jumped off about ten times. I tried various stunts in the air, but mostly just ended up belly flopping and back smacking the water. Bizarre, it was like women's lib and Girls Gone Wild rolled into one perverse comedy.
Later that day, a little further down the river, a friend of mine who lent me her shirt referred to me as the "Stunt Girl". The name has stuck ever since.
Just an aside, river water entering the lady parts at high velocity is not conducive to feminine hygiene. So don't encourage your lady friends to repeat my stunts. If you must, expect two weeks before words like PH, bacteria, and Lotrimin to leave her vocabulary and terms like sex, intimate, lingerie, alone time, and make love to return.
You hit the water so hard from falling that far that all you feel is the impact of the water. For a minute or two your skin is all tingling. So when I pulled myself up out of the water it didn't occur to me until I looked out at everybody that my bikini top not only came off, but ripped the stitching. Some boy fetched half of it out of the river, but the other half was just gone.
So there I was bare chested in front of God and everybody. Now I don't really have boobs. I still don't usually bother wearing a bra. So I couldn't have been all that much to look at. But you know teenage boys. They were all hooting and hollering, clapping, and cheering. My girlfriends were just laughing away. So I did the only thing that could possibly regain any dignity.
I climbed right back up to the top. Pulled my jean shorts and panties off, then threw them to the guys below before jumping again. I probably jumped off about ten times. I tried various stunts in the air, but mostly just ended up belly flopping and back smacking the water. Bizarre, it was like women's lib and Girls Gone Wild rolled into one perverse comedy.
Later that day, a little further down the river, a friend of mine who lent me her shirt referred to me as the "Stunt Girl". The name has stuck ever since.
Just an aside, river water entering the lady parts at high velocity is not conducive to feminine hygiene. So don't encourage your lady friends to repeat my stunts. If you must, expect two weeks before words like PH, bacteria, and Lotrimin to leave her vocabulary and terms like sex, intimate, lingerie, alone time, and make love to return.
12 years ago
But I never thought about it going up into the lady parts. Good to know. Never take your girlfriend jumping into water without protection. For both.
Here I figured it was gonna be a story about the stunts you performed with your first "cunt club."