Guarantees Of Marriage:

Guarantees Of Marriage:

1. The sex will stop.
2. Man just signed off 1/2 of his fortune to her.
3. She's guaranteed alimony from him until the day she dies.
4. Any ******** the couple may have, she will get custody.
5. If fighting turns physical and the police get involved, the man is at fault by default.
6. Never enter into a contract where one party is rewarded for breaking it.

Men aren't afraid of marriage.
They're terrified of divorce.