Dirty Talk: Pub Peeping #4 - Purple Headed Serbian
..........This is part of the 'PEEPING AT THE PUB' series of stories.
PRE-AMBLE from other post: "Pumped Up Cocks Make You Show-Off" (skip if you've read it once)
Sometimes I pop into the pub too and have a beer then try to arouse someone at the urinal so I can watch them wank off over the stall wall. I've been doing this for about 6 months, probably at least once a fortnight. I'm always careful and never go into the toilet more than once, and as soon as I've seen a bit of cock I go home. Sometimes I can't trigger someone to have a wank so end up going home and going back onto the milker again.
I stand at the urinal for ages pretending to have a piss, I hold my piss, and only let it out when someone comes in. When someone arrives at the urinal, I never make eye contact with the guy, cause I worked out it spooks them, I just watch him in my peripheral vision and when the time is right just make sure he has an unobstructed view of my massively pumped cock. If he's not looking over I usually give it a really big flop up and down like I'm shaking the piss out of it, then I let go of it and do something like pick my nose or play on my phone so he knows he can have a real good uninterrupted stare at my cock. Almost every single guy has a huge stare.
Once I've got someone that's had a good look, I need to tip them over then pretend to leave so I usually put my phone away, grab my cock with the opposite arm to them, and pull it hard forwards a couple of times to get the last bit of piss out (and also to show how long it is) then flop it around in all directions quite hard like most guys do after pissing, but I always try to make sure I do it with a bit of rhythm cause that's what seems to get them going.
I then usually pack it up but I turn their way as I'm doing it so they get a full front on look at my huge, thick, pumped, floppy cock and balls. I look down and never look up at them at this point. The other guy usually gets hard real quick and stays in there when I leave and go have a wank. How do I know this? Cause I usually go back in a few mins later and they're in a cubicle, so I stand on the toilet in the other one and watch them wank off. So I leave but stand just outside the door and pretend I'm on the phone in case someone walks out. When I hear a cubicle door close I head back in.
_[ PURPLE HEADED PISSING SERBIAN ]________________________________________________
This bloke seemed pretty out of place in this pub, like he belonged more in a gastro-pub some somewhere a bit more up market. He looked Italian but he wasn't. Definitely European, maybe Turkish or Serbian or something like that. He looked quite intense in the bar but by the time I went out to the toilets he had a few more drinks into him and was more relaxed. I didn't hear him walk in, he was really quiet, I had my cock dangling and was occupied on Instagram on my phone.
I only realised he was there when he startled me by stepping up to the urinal step, and when I spun to see who was there, he was standing about 3 feet away from me. I got a fright and jumped, he noticed that. What I didn't realise immediately was that I spun my whole body around, and so my cock and balls were facing him, just swinging in the wind. He was staring down at them and struggled to stop staring, "Sorry brother I didn't mean to scare you" he said, still not looking up at my face yet. I didn't want to stop his gawk but I was standing there for an awkward amount of time now. Something had to change. He turned to face me so our bodies were now both facing each other "You know I come to this pub only sometimes but I really like it" he said with a thick accent.
I didn't know what to respond with so I nodded and said "Yeah I like it too". Then noticed his hands moving so I looked down at them and he was unzipping his fly. He put his hand in and pulled out his cock and his balls completely and pulled them a little to get all of them all the way out on display. He was uncut, medium sized but really thick, and had a long hangy ball-sac with huge balls. I immediately notice his skin colour (of his cock and balls anyway), his skin was really really white. Like he'd not been in the sun once in his life. Not sick looking, more-so brand new lookin. "I think if we are to piss we must turn or we will piss on shoes" he said and started laughing at the end. He turned to face the urinal, I was still facing him, with his right hand, he grabbed his cock, giving me the perfect view. It was pretty obvious he was pretty pissed but I was loving how free and easy he was being with his sausage. He was flopping it up and down with his hand like lots of guys do when they've had tight underwear on, or been cold for a while. These aggressive flops makes a bit of blood go into the cock and it just kinda 'wake it up' from it being squashed in your jocks. You only need a few and you'll get it to woken up to how big it is when its flaccid. As long as you only do a couple of flops.
If you keep going after this you're wanking. Pure and simple. More blood is going into it and you will be getting harder. I checked out what he was up to cause he wasn't looking my way. He was helicoptering it around in circles, it was getting considerably harder as time went on. Dying to know where this one ends LOL. "Do you know that most men cant piss standing up with a hard cock? my friend told me. I didn't believe him so I got hard and tried. I can do it!" He lets go of his cock which is not fully hard yet, pointing straight out at 3:00 (horizontal) his foreskin was still covering his knob - I hadn't seen his knob yet.
He turns his head towards me and says "You want to see me do it?" Praying no-one was in earshot, I said "Go-on then". "I need to get harder, not there yet. You will turn so I can see big dick again. I know it's big I saw before." I turned back facing him expecting him to grab it. See that's big dick. I like to look at big dicks. Don't worry I wont touch. Just look." Out of the corner of my eye I saw something moving so I looked over - his cock was now standing to attention at about 1:00 and he was tensing it too every 5 seconds or so. It was impressive, unusual looking, very white, but very impressive. Still haven't seen his knob. Can feel mine stiring a little but not getting hard yet thankfully.
"Now I show you pissing with hard cock". He grabs his cock right around the knob with his far hand and is massaging the skin around his knob with his finger tips. His cock is throbbing as he does it. He faces forward looking down at it and says "You ready", "Fuck yes" I say... He grabs his cock around the knob ready to roll his foreskin back then in one quick but smooth move he fully retracts it and it makes a hot wet cock sound, he pushes his hips forward, stands on his tip toes, starts pissing in a big stream with this sex look on his face then WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA comes out his mouth. Fucking hell. I mean its just a guy pissing but fucking hell he made it so sexy.
I watched him piss for a bit and then noticed his knob it was bright purple and so shiny. white skin with a big purple knob was a colour combo I've never seen on a cock before. It really highlighted the thick veins on his cock more than regular pinkish skin does. He had one huge vein running down the top of his cock that veered down the side as it met the base. Another one that was about half the size running full length on the other side, and another one that wasn't full length and kinda went around up towards his knob. Such an unusual cock but I could not take my eyes off it. He's still pissing a pretty consistent stream and is rock hard just like he said.
"You're doing it" I said. "And so easily too." "Yeah its easy - and I think that ahhhhhh you are enjoying watching me very much aaahh?" then he swung his arm towards my groin and slapped it on my cock. Didn't slap it hard and it didn't hurt but frightened the shit out of me, and I let out this grunting sound. Totally didn't even realise I was rock hard too and it was pointing out at him hahaha "I think you enjoying watching me very much...." He smiles and stops pissing then starts wanking it hard. I was seeing a streak of white with a bright purple knob appearing every so often. He was doing the same sex face as before and lets out another WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA then we heard the squeaky hinge of the pup door open. FUCK. Someone is coming. I smacked his leg and motioned to pack it up.
I packed myself up and left and went and sat in my car. Heart was pounding. Dick was throbbing. After a few minutes I watched the 2nd guy go back into the pub. Waited a few more mins and still no sign of the purple headed Serbian pisser. I broke my rule and went back into the toilet again. Toilet is outside of the actual pub, but still kinda connected. Odd layout but no-one in the pub would have seen me. Cubicle door is closed. I head rustling that doesn't sound like anything in particular but then I heard a softer wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Bounced into the next cubicle and quickly stood up on the seat. He was jerking off using one of those stretchy egg stroking sleeve things. It was stretching so much and completely enveloping his cock. I watched him do this for a good 10 minutes or so, I was rock hard and jerking it a bit, kinda edging myself, then he started sucking air in his teeth then let out a shorter WWWWWAAAAAAAaaooooh, oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhh.... then the egg stroker started making farting and squelching noises so he slowed it down and slid it off. There was heaps cum dripping out of it and it was hard to see if there was any on his cock cause of the colour.
He was still rock hard and standing to attention. Then someone sent me a text and my phone sound went off and he looked up and saw me watching. He smiled and gave me a thumb up, then grabbed his cock right at the base and kinda swirled it hard, big blobs of cum were flying off it everywhere but he didn't care. He gave me one more WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA and rolled his foreskin back hard and held it showing off that big purple knob. I stood there for another 30 seconds just looking. Fucking hell this was wild. And fucken weird too. Crazy bloody Serbian. He was blissing out hard and didn't give a fuck. I probably could have shot my load all over him too and he would have loved it. He was still looking back up at me with a shit eating grin on his face "See I told you, you enjoy watching me" he said quietly. "I certainly did mate" I said, then I jumped down and left. Can still hear him gojng WWWAAAAAAA to this day. Fucken weird but fucken hot in some sleazy way.
- AussieStr8Driling
PRE-AMBLE from other post: "Pumped Up Cocks Make You Show-Off" (skip if you've read it once)
Sometimes I pop into the pub too and have a beer then try to arouse someone at the urinal so I can watch them wank off over the stall wall. I've been doing this for about 6 months, probably at least once a fortnight. I'm always careful and never go into the toilet more than once, and as soon as I've seen a bit of cock I go home. Sometimes I can't trigger someone to have a wank so end up going home and going back onto the milker again.
I stand at the urinal for ages pretending to have a piss, I hold my piss, and only let it out when someone comes in. When someone arrives at the urinal, I never make eye contact with the guy, cause I worked out it spooks them, I just watch him in my peripheral vision and when the time is right just make sure he has an unobstructed view of my massively pumped cock. If he's not looking over I usually give it a really big flop up and down like I'm shaking the piss out of it, then I let go of it and do something like pick my nose or play on my phone so he knows he can have a real good uninterrupted stare at my cock. Almost every single guy has a huge stare.
Once I've got someone that's had a good look, I need to tip them over then pretend to leave so I usually put my phone away, grab my cock with the opposite arm to them, and pull it hard forwards a couple of times to get the last bit of piss out (and also to show how long it is) then flop it around in all directions quite hard like most guys do after pissing, but I always try to make sure I do it with a bit of rhythm cause that's what seems to get them going.
I then usually pack it up but I turn their way as I'm doing it so they get a full front on look at my huge, thick, pumped, floppy cock and balls. I look down and never look up at them at this point. The other guy usually gets hard real quick and stays in there when I leave and go have a wank. How do I know this? Cause I usually go back in a few mins later and they're in a cubicle, so I stand on the toilet in the other one and watch them wank off. So I leave but stand just outside the door and pretend I'm on the phone in case someone walks out. When I hear a cubicle door close I head back in.
_[ PURPLE HEADED PISSING SERBIAN ]________________________________________________
This bloke seemed pretty out of place in this pub, like he belonged more in a gastro-pub some somewhere a bit more up market. He looked Italian but he wasn't. Definitely European, maybe Turkish or Serbian or something like that. He looked quite intense in the bar but by the time I went out to the toilets he had a few more drinks into him and was more relaxed. I didn't hear him walk in, he was really quiet, I had my cock dangling and was occupied on Instagram on my phone.
I only realised he was there when he startled me by stepping up to the urinal step, and when I spun to see who was there, he was standing about 3 feet away from me. I got a fright and jumped, he noticed that. What I didn't realise immediately was that I spun my whole body around, and so my cock and balls were facing him, just swinging in the wind. He was staring down at them and struggled to stop staring, "Sorry brother I didn't mean to scare you" he said, still not looking up at my face yet. I didn't want to stop his gawk but I was standing there for an awkward amount of time now. Something had to change. He turned to face me so our bodies were now both facing each other "You know I come to this pub only sometimes but I really like it" he said with a thick accent.
I didn't know what to respond with so I nodded and said "Yeah I like it too". Then noticed his hands moving so I looked down at them and he was unzipping his fly. He put his hand in and pulled out his cock and his balls completely and pulled them a little to get all of them all the way out on display. He was uncut, medium sized but really thick, and had a long hangy ball-sac with huge balls. I immediately notice his skin colour (of his cock and balls anyway), his skin was really really white. Like he'd not been in the sun once in his life. Not sick looking, more-so brand new lookin. "I think if we are to piss we must turn or we will piss on shoes" he said and started laughing at the end. He turned to face the urinal, I was still facing him, with his right hand, he grabbed his cock, giving me the perfect view. It was pretty obvious he was pretty pissed but I was loving how free and easy he was being with his sausage. He was flopping it up and down with his hand like lots of guys do when they've had tight underwear on, or been cold for a while. These aggressive flops makes a bit of blood go into the cock and it just kinda 'wake it up' from it being squashed in your jocks. You only need a few and you'll get it to woken up to how big it is when its flaccid. As long as you only do a couple of flops.
If you keep going after this you're wanking. Pure and simple. More blood is going into it and you will be getting harder. I checked out what he was up to cause he wasn't looking my way. He was helicoptering it around in circles, it was getting considerably harder as time went on. Dying to know where this one ends LOL. "Do you know that most men cant piss standing up with a hard cock? my friend told me. I didn't believe him so I got hard and tried. I can do it!" He lets go of his cock which is not fully hard yet, pointing straight out at 3:00 (horizontal) his foreskin was still covering his knob - I hadn't seen his knob yet.
He turns his head towards me and says "You want to see me do it?" Praying no-one was in earshot, I said "Go-on then". "I need to get harder, not there yet. You will turn so I can see big dick again. I know it's big I saw before." I turned back facing him expecting him to grab it. See that's big dick. I like to look at big dicks. Don't worry I wont touch. Just look." Out of the corner of my eye I saw something moving so I looked over - his cock was now standing to attention at about 1:00 and he was tensing it too every 5 seconds or so. It was impressive, unusual looking, very white, but very impressive. Still haven't seen his knob. Can feel mine stiring a little but not getting hard yet thankfully.
"Now I show you pissing with hard cock". He grabs his cock right around the knob with his far hand and is massaging the skin around his knob with his finger tips. His cock is throbbing as he does it. He faces forward looking down at it and says "You ready", "Fuck yes" I say... He grabs his cock around the knob ready to roll his foreskin back then in one quick but smooth move he fully retracts it and it makes a hot wet cock sound, he pushes his hips forward, stands on his tip toes, starts pissing in a big stream with this sex look on his face then WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA comes out his mouth. Fucking hell. I mean its just a guy pissing but fucking hell he made it so sexy.
I watched him piss for a bit and then noticed his knob it was bright purple and so shiny. white skin with a big purple knob was a colour combo I've never seen on a cock before. It really highlighted the thick veins on his cock more than regular pinkish skin does. He had one huge vein running down the top of his cock that veered down the side as it met the base. Another one that was about half the size running full length on the other side, and another one that wasn't full length and kinda went around up towards his knob. Such an unusual cock but I could not take my eyes off it. He's still pissing a pretty consistent stream and is rock hard just like he said.
"You're doing it" I said. "And so easily too." "Yeah its easy - and I think that ahhhhhh you are enjoying watching me very much aaahh?" then he swung his arm towards my groin and slapped it on my cock. Didn't slap it hard and it didn't hurt but frightened the shit out of me, and I let out this grunting sound. Totally didn't even realise I was rock hard too and it was pointing out at him hahaha "I think you enjoying watching me very much...." He smiles and stops pissing then starts wanking it hard. I was seeing a streak of white with a bright purple knob appearing every so often. He was doing the same sex face as before and lets out another WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA then we heard the squeaky hinge of the pup door open. FUCK. Someone is coming. I smacked his leg and motioned to pack it up.
I packed myself up and left and went and sat in my car. Heart was pounding. Dick was throbbing. After a few minutes I watched the 2nd guy go back into the pub. Waited a few more mins and still no sign of the purple headed Serbian pisser. I broke my rule and went back into the toilet again. Toilet is outside of the actual pub, but still kinda connected. Odd layout but no-one in the pub would have seen me. Cubicle door is closed. I head rustling that doesn't sound like anything in particular but then I heard a softer wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Bounced into the next cubicle and quickly stood up on the seat. He was jerking off using one of those stretchy egg stroking sleeve things. It was stretching so much and completely enveloping his cock. I watched him do this for a good 10 minutes or so, I was rock hard and jerking it a bit, kinda edging myself, then he started sucking air in his teeth then let out a shorter WWWWWAAAAAAAaaooooh, oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhh.... then the egg stroker started making farting and squelching noises so he slowed it down and slid it off. There was heaps cum dripping out of it and it was hard to see if there was any on his cock cause of the colour.
He was still rock hard and standing to attention. Then someone sent me a text and my phone sound went off and he looked up and saw me watching. He smiled and gave me a thumb up, then grabbed his cock right at the base and kinda swirled it hard, big blobs of cum were flying off it everywhere but he didn't care. He gave me one more WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA and rolled his foreskin back hard and held it showing off that big purple knob. I stood there for another 30 seconds just looking. Fucking hell this was wild. And fucken weird too. Crazy bloody Serbian. He was blissing out hard and didn't give a fuck. I probably could have shot my load all over him too and he would have loved it. He was still looking back up at me with a shit eating grin on his face "See I told you, you enjoy watching me" he said quietly. "I certainly did mate" I said, then I jumped down and left. Can still hear him gojng WWWAAAAAAA to this day. Fucken weird but fucken hot in some sleazy way.
- AussieStr8Driling
8 months ago