Dirty Talk: Cock Milking Machines
I get asked a lot about my Milking Machine - so I thought I'd do a post.
I have two machines, The Tremblr was my first one and favorite, but eventually after watching every fucking milking machine video on the internet I had to try the Venus too cause its popular as. So I bought one of them too. These are two of the best machines available, only beaten by a Serious Kit unit but they are really over the top and very noisy. These two are discrete and quiet. They didn't hit the mark for me though so I went rogue and customised my setup.
_[ WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING MILKED? ]_____________________________________________
So hot. There's nothing else like it. The milker draws your cock in then starts sucking. You feel parts of your shaft sliding against the side of the tube. You feel the blood swell in your cock at the apex of the pump stroke. You can make it really slow and sensual, or flat out while sucking nice and hard. It's not the same as being sucked off by a person but it sucks you off longer than any person ever will. If you get the right gear and it's all see through, watching your cock be milked is really horny. Even having someone watching you be milked is a total turn on.
The machine is relentless - it doesn't stop just cause you cum, or when it cums...
It essentially removes a big set of boundaries and brings lots of pleasure.
I have a very custom setup so I'll talk about the units as they come then talk about my setup.
Milking Machines have a few key parts:
1. The main sucking unit
2. The hoses with taps and bleeder valve, etc
3. The receiver, aka the tubes that goes on your cock
Tremblr Unit
• https://www.f-machine.com/index.php/catalog/machines/tremblr
This is a piston based machine, it sucks much harder than the Venus. It has a wireless remote, and its a neat unit built inside a suitcase. The receivers it comes with are the same as the Venus but cheap and nasty. They stroke your cock rather than sucking it, but the Tremblr has a noticeably stronger sucking feeling over the Venus. The receivers it comes with are so terrible. I used them maybe 3 times and binned them and ordered some clear tubes off aliexpress. The hose is just a hose with no add-ons. If you strip both machines back to just their main unit, the Tremblr is a better base to build onto. Its more heavy duty.
Venus 2000 Unit
• https://venusformen.com/
The Venus has been around for ages. It's much better at handling slower speeds smoothly, and goes faster than the Tremblr but it doesn't really suck on your cock, it kinda strokes it. It's a pretty plain looking unit that doesn't all pack into a suitcase like the Tremblr. It's a more gentle sensual experience with the same design of receiver as the Tremblr but executed heaps better. They use latex for the liners which feels really nice on your cock. I've heard that uncut cocks don't have the best experience with these but I'm cut so can't weigh in. Its got two cabled remotes, one for speed control and the other that puts air into the receiver or removes it. This controls the position on your cock its sliding up and down to. the cables for the remotes aren't long enough and are a total fucking nightmare overall. The hose is just a hose with no add-ons.
_[ THE UPGRADE JOURNEY STARTS ]_______________________________________
Cause the Tremblr is piston driven you can put a lot of load on it and it copes fine. So I decided to change it from being a stroker to a sucker. You can adjust the suck strength supposedly in relation to your cock size to find the optimum. I said 'fuck that' and adjusted it to the max. And it sucks hard - Now shit is starting to get interesting...
Warning: The Venus and Tremblr units are not designed to be waterproof. if you customize your rig and do what I've done below, you need to make sure that its difficult for liquid to travel back up the hose and into the motor. If a decent amount does, it can hurt it.If you ever hear liquid squelching in your hoses, stop the machine, wash the hoses out, blow the water out of them and let them dry before reusing.
1. Serious Kit Receiver & Conversion Kit
• https://www.seriouskit.com/collections/spts/products/see-through-constriction-spt
• https://www.seriouskit.com/collections/venus-2000-users
I ordered one of Serious Kit's top end two chamber 'see-through constriction receivers' and a 'conversion kit' for it so I could hook it up to the Tremblr. That consisted of a replacement hose with a splitter that turned one into two, so I could connect one to each of the chambers. The bottom chamber inflates around your cock, kinda squeezing it a bit. The top chamber draws your cock in and out of the receiver. Each hose has a tap so you can adjust both independently. The kit also come with a bungee cable to hang from the roof and take the weight of it so it kinda hangs and you put it over your cock and it kinda bounces as its sucking on it. It stays in the right position and you don't have to hold anything - so much better.
2. Hose Upgrades
The kit hose also had a bleeder value that lets excess air escape with each pump stroke so it stays sucked right onto your cock hard. A little too hard... I headed to Bunnings and got some garden sprinkler system taps and hose joints and added a tap in front of the bleeder so I could shut it off for a while as I wanted to. I ended adding another splitter to the hose with a tap to introduce a 3rd connector for another idea I had.
3. Ball Sucker
I used a bit of tube and some latex and made a ball sucker. It fully sucks your balls all the way in, the latex collar forms a seal, then your balls get sucked in time with the cock tube. Adjusting the suck strength with the tap every so often makes the ball sucker so good.
4. Foreskin Emulator
I also found a spare silicone sleeve that come with an old cock pump I chucked out, so I put that in the top chamber over top of the constrictor that your cock comes through, creating a built in clear synthetic foreskin with the right amount of resistance so I could see what it would feel like to be uncut. It works great and is horny as fuck.
5. Pump Effect
The best surprise come after I started using it for longer. The suction that my rig has actually pumps your cock too at the same time. As soon as my sessions started crossing the 30 minute mark I noticed my cock getting noticeably bigger at the end of each session. I also noticed that I start oozing cum around this point and don't stop till I orgasm. When I finish my cock is so pumped I fill the tube side to side all thew way up. I got the next size up receiver (in girth) and if I change to that one mid sesh, my cock pumps up in that and fills it side to side all the way up too. Compared to my normal cock size, I come out of that tube almost triple the size its so fucking big. Don't do that often though cause it cant be good for you, but god damn seeing your cock that much bigger than usual is such a turn on.
6. Creating a Better Vibe
I started attaching a vibrator to the outside of the tube, the vibrations travel all around the receiver and feel so good on your cock. The faster the machine sucks, the less of the buzz you can feel, so its a great contrast, the slower it sucks you feel more intensity of the buzz, which makes me get close to cumming so finding that middle ground where its fast enough but slow enough is part of the fun. Sometimes I will have it going super fast and just fully stop it. The buzz is so intense I have to start it again if I get close to blowing. A few vibrators died quickly so I ended up getting two more expensive Lovesense ones - I got the cock-ring one (which slides onto a cock tube perfectly) and the g spot one. Having that up your arse buzzing hard, and the other making the whole tube buzz all while the milker is sucking you off is the holy trinity in my shed hahaha. You can control them from your phone and make patterns too.
_[ ENJOYING MY SETUP ]______________________________________________________
My typical session now lasts for about 1.5 hours, so I end up with a pretty big puddle of cum in the receiver which just makes it even hornier. I always have a vibrator on the tube, and sometimes my inflatable dildo up my arse pumped right up too. It puts me on the edge almost straight away.
I also have a steel clip hanging from the bungee and when I'm wanting to cum I pull it down and clip it onto the hose. It immediately puts tension on the hose and pulls it upward firmly. If my cock wasn't pumped a little the tube would be pulled off. But its always pumped so I get this pulling sensation on my cock (on top of the sucking going on) and it feels real nice and gets me close to cumming pretty quickly. When I'm about to blow I usually speed the machine up and put the remote out of reach then cum so hard I forget where I am for a minute or so.
When the tube comes off my cock at the end it feels so much heavier and looks huge. I often put a cock ring on immediately and a pair of shorts with no jocks and free-ball for the rest of the day. I'm so aware of my fat fkn cock flopping around as I do stuff around the house. It moves differently than it normally does. It's so visible if I walk fast. Sometimes I go into town to the shops and I notice so many other blokes staring at it as I walk past them. Most of them are with the Mrs too hahaha. I wonder whats going through their minds.
....now the question I'm asked the most:
"What the most number of times you've been milked in one day?"
Eight times.
Yep you read that right. I was so horny that day and I couldn't get enough of it. I reckon I had it on the end of my cock for around 4 hours all up. First 6 loads I put out we're pretty normal and impressive that they kept coming out. Load #7 was smaller and #8 was a dribble, and because I'm a dirty cunt I didn't wash the receiver after each go. I just dumped load after load into it and let it build up over the day. When I went to wash it i tipped out the biggest puddle of cum I've ever seen.
_[ THINKING OF BUYING? ]______________________________________________________
So if you're thinking about getting a machine, my advice would be this: Get a Tremblr, but be prepared to spend about $400-500 more immediately on a premium receiver and just tweaking the whole thing out to get it doing exactly what you like.
It's worth it and I'm so glad I did.
Every bloke should have this gear.
- AussieStr8Drilling
.
I have two machines, The Tremblr was my first one and favorite, but eventually after watching every fucking milking machine video on the internet I had to try the Venus too cause its popular as. So I bought one of them too. These are two of the best machines available, only beaten by a Serious Kit unit but they are really over the top and very noisy. These two are discrete and quiet. They didn't hit the mark for me though so I went rogue and customised my setup.
_[ WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING MILKED? ]_____________________________________________
So hot. There's nothing else like it. The milker draws your cock in then starts sucking. You feel parts of your shaft sliding against the side of the tube. You feel the blood swell in your cock at the apex of the pump stroke. You can make it really slow and sensual, or flat out while sucking nice and hard. It's not the same as being sucked off by a person but it sucks you off longer than any person ever will. If you get the right gear and it's all see through, watching your cock be milked is really horny. Even having someone watching you be milked is a total turn on.
The machine is relentless - it doesn't stop just cause you cum, or when it cums...
It essentially removes a big set of boundaries and brings lots of pleasure.
I have a very custom setup so I'll talk about the units as they come then talk about my setup.
Milking Machines have a few key parts:
1. The main sucking unit
2. The hoses with taps and bleeder valve, etc
3. The receiver, aka the tubes that goes on your cock
Tremblr Unit
• https://www.f-machine.com/index.php/catalog/machines/tremblr
This is a piston based machine, it sucks much harder than the Venus. It has a wireless remote, and its a neat unit built inside a suitcase. The receivers it comes with are the same as the Venus but cheap and nasty. They stroke your cock rather than sucking it, but the Tremblr has a noticeably stronger sucking feeling over the Venus. The receivers it comes with are so terrible. I used them maybe 3 times and binned them and ordered some clear tubes off aliexpress. The hose is just a hose with no add-ons. If you strip both machines back to just their main unit, the Tremblr is a better base to build onto. Its more heavy duty.
Venus 2000 Unit
• https://venusformen.com/
The Venus has been around for ages. It's much better at handling slower speeds smoothly, and goes faster than the Tremblr but it doesn't really suck on your cock, it kinda strokes it. It's a pretty plain looking unit that doesn't all pack into a suitcase like the Tremblr. It's a more gentle sensual experience with the same design of receiver as the Tremblr but executed heaps better. They use latex for the liners which feels really nice on your cock. I've heard that uncut cocks don't have the best experience with these but I'm cut so can't weigh in. Its got two cabled remotes, one for speed control and the other that puts air into the receiver or removes it. This controls the position on your cock its sliding up and down to. the cables for the remotes aren't long enough and are a total fucking nightmare overall. The hose is just a hose with no add-ons.
_[ THE UPGRADE JOURNEY STARTS ]_______________________________________
Cause the Tremblr is piston driven you can put a lot of load on it and it copes fine. So I decided to change it from being a stroker to a sucker. You can adjust the suck strength supposedly in relation to your cock size to find the optimum. I said 'fuck that' and adjusted it to the max. And it sucks hard - Now shit is starting to get interesting...
Warning: The Venus and Tremblr units are not designed to be waterproof. if you customize your rig and do what I've done below, you need to make sure that its difficult for liquid to travel back up the hose and into the motor. If a decent amount does, it can hurt it.If you ever hear liquid squelching in your hoses, stop the machine, wash the hoses out, blow the water out of them and let them dry before reusing.
1. Serious Kit Receiver & Conversion Kit
• https://www.seriouskit.com/collections/spts/products/see-through-constriction-spt
• https://www.seriouskit.com/collections/venus-2000-users
I ordered one of Serious Kit's top end two chamber 'see-through constriction receivers' and a 'conversion kit' for it so I could hook it up to the Tremblr. That consisted of a replacement hose with a splitter that turned one into two, so I could connect one to each of the chambers. The bottom chamber inflates around your cock, kinda squeezing it a bit. The top chamber draws your cock in and out of the receiver. Each hose has a tap so you can adjust both independently. The kit also come with a bungee cable to hang from the roof and take the weight of it so it kinda hangs and you put it over your cock and it kinda bounces as its sucking on it. It stays in the right position and you don't have to hold anything - so much better.
2. Hose Upgrades
The kit hose also had a bleeder value that lets excess air escape with each pump stroke so it stays sucked right onto your cock hard. A little too hard... I headed to Bunnings and got some garden sprinkler system taps and hose joints and added a tap in front of the bleeder so I could shut it off for a while as I wanted to. I ended adding another splitter to the hose with a tap to introduce a 3rd connector for another idea I had.
3. Ball Sucker
I used a bit of tube and some latex and made a ball sucker. It fully sucks your balls all the way in, the latex collar forms a seal, then your balls get sucked in time with the cock tube. Adjusting the suck strength with the tap every so often makes the ball sucker so good.
4. Foreskin Emulator
I also found a spare silicone sleeve that come with an old cock pump I chucked out, so I put that in the top chamber over top of the constrictor that your cock comes through, creating a built in clear synthetic foreskin with the right amount of resistance so I could see what it would feel like to be uncut. It works great and is horny as fuck.
5. Pump Effect
The best surprise come after I started using it for longer. The suction that my rig has actually pumps your cock too at the same time. As soon as my sessions started crossing the 30 minute mark I noticed my cock getting noticeably bigger at the end of each session. I also noticed that I start oozing cum around this point and don't stop till I orgasm. When I finish my cock is so pumped I fill the tube side to side all thew way up. I got the next size up receiver (in girth) and if I change to that one mid sesh, my cock pumps up in that and fills it side to side all the way up too. Compared to my normal cock size, I come out of that tube almost triple the size its so fucking big. Don't do that often though cause it cant be good for you, but god damn seeing your cock that much bigger than usual is such a turn on.
6. Creating a Better Vibe
I started attaching a vibrator to the outside of the tube, the vibrations travel all around the receiver and feel so good on your cock. The faster the machine sucks, the less of the buzz you can feel, so its a great contrast, the slower it sucks you feel more intensity of the buzz, which makes me get close to cumming so finding that middle ground where its fast enough but slow enough is part of the fun. Sometimes I will have it going super fast and just fully stop it. The buzz is so intense I have to start it again if I get close to blowing. A few vibrators died quickly so I ended up getting two more expensive Lovesense ones - I got the cock-ring one (which slides onto a cock tube perfectly) and the g spot one. Having that up your arse buzzing hard, and the other making the whole tube buzz all while the milker is sucking you off is the holy trinity in my shed hahaha. You can control them from your phone and make patterns too.
_[ ENJOYING MY SETUP ]______________________________________________________
My typical session now lasts for about 1.5 hours, so I end up with a pretty big puddle of cum in the receiver which just makes it even hornier. I always have a vibrator on the tube, and sometimes my inflatable dildo up my arse pumped right up too. It puts me on the edge almost straight away.
I also have a steel clip hanging from the bungee and when I'm wanting to cum I pull it down and clip it onto the hose. It immediately puts tension on the hose and pulls it upward firmly. If my cock wasn't pumped a little the tube would be pulled off. But its always pumped so I get this pulling sensation on my cock (on top of the sucking going on) and it feels real nice and gets me close to cumming pretty quickly. When I'm about to blow I usually speed the machine up and put the remote out of reach then cum so hard I forget where I am for a minute or so.
When the tube comes off my cock at the end it feels so much heavier and looks huge. I often put a cock ring on immediately and a pair of shorts with no jocks and free-ball for the rest of the day. I'm so aware of my fat fkn cock flopping around as I do stuff around the house. It moves differently than it normally does. It's so visible if I walk fast. Sometimes I go into town to the shops and I notice so many other blokes staring at it as I walk past them. Most of them are with the Mrs too hahaha. I wonder whats going through their minds.
....now the question I'm asked the most:
"What the most number of times you've been milked in one day?"
Eight times.
Yep you read that right. I was so horny that day and I couldn't get enough of it. I reckon I had it on the end of my cock for around 4 hours all up. First 6 loads I put out we're pretty normal and impressive that they kept coming out. Load #7 was smaller and #8 was a dribble, and because I'm a dirty cunt I didn't wash the receiver after each go. I just dumped load after load into it and let it build up over the day. When I went to wash it i tipped out the biggest puddle of cum I've ever seen.
_[ THINKING OF BUYING? ]______________________________________________________
So if you're thinking about getting a machine, my advice would be this: Get a Tremblr, but be prepared to spend about $400-500 more immediately on a premium receiver and just tweaking the whole thing out to get it doing exactly what you like.
It's worth it and I'm so glad I did.
Every bloke should have this gear.
- AussieStr8Drilling
.
11 months ago