So I told my wife......

So I told my wife that I was talking to a nice man with a big cock and that he expressed an interest in becoming my pimp and turning me out.
So, the next time she came home from a shopping trip, she gave me a big box of condoms...lol.
She's naughty, and I love her.
I would *love* to have a pimp of course- major fantasy. Just wish I could find someone that was genuinely interested who was reasonably close.