Whooooofuckinghoooooooo
I am a seriously happy bunny!
My wife has just asked me if it is OK for her to go away with her bezzy mate at the beginning of June! Of course it is, you both need a break and it will give me some time to sort provisions and DIY stuff out at home! LOL, that means (provisions) loads of wine, bourbon and beer ..... and (DIY) spending every day wanking in your underwear for a week!
"No probs love" I said!
She then announced that it would be for two weeks! Did I mind?
When I got up from the floor I just offered the usual plantiffs like 'Oh, but I will really miss you' and 'You deserve it (sob)'! Then I shot upstairs and logged onto ebay to buy some more lingerie and dresses! Let's face it the old lot is looking a bit tired!
Anyway, so that is where it stands! From May 31 expect me to be logged on here for most of the time. If you don't see me for a few days just assume I've died from alcohol poisoning or have wanked myself to death!
What a way to go!!!
Stay safe, love you all
Johnny
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My wife has just asked me if it is OK for her to go away with her bezzy mate at the beginning of June! Of course it is, you both need a break and it will give me some time to sort provisions and DIY stuff out at home! LOL, that means (provisions) loads of wine, bourbon and beer ..... and (DIY) spending every day wanking in your underwear for a week!
"No probs love" I said!
She then announced that it would be for two weeks! Did I mind?
When I got up from the floor I just offered the usual plantiffs like 'Oh, but I will really miss you' and 'You deserve it (sob)'! Then I shot upstairs and logged onto ebay to buy some more lingerie and dresses! Let's face it the old lot is looking a bit tired!
Anyway, so that is where it stands! From May 31 expect me to be logged on here for most of the time. If you don't see me for a few days just assume I've died from alcohol poisoning or have wanked myself to death!
What a way to go!!!
Stay safe, love you all
Johnny
XXXXXXX
1 year ago
