The Amsterdam Sex Museum
The Amsterdam Sex Museum
My wife and I have got quite adventurous in our sex life, in our old age. It was kicked off by my realisation that Sue was more interested in having sex after she read those Fifty Shades of Gray novels. At first she didn't believe my observation, but eventually I persuaded her to watch some porn on the telly in our bedroom to see what effect it had on her. After overcoming her reluctance I downloaded some British standard porn that was quite well shot and had clear visuals and dialogue. It was a typical “this would never happen in real life” scenario set in a cafe where a guy orders coffee and ends up screwing the waitress in front of barely-interested punters, before ending up with a DP and a bit of group sex. It was a good intro for her as it was partly silly that such a thing would happen, and it began with straightforward B/G sex. That it morphed into a two-on-one including anal was a nice development that I had worried may put her off (she had always expressed a distaste at anal and it was definitely off limits for us) but she didn't comment at the time and after watching a few more films, we had a fantastic session where she came like a rocket as I tongued her before a hard shafting. Afterwards she did comment on the fact that most of the films featured anal sex, but she said she presumed it was because porn was about fantasy. She was right there. At least in my case. I often fantasised about anal sex with her.
Anyway, that sets the context for a long weekend city-break we enjoyed in Amsterdam. We visited the art galleries, Anne Frank's House, had great meals out, had a boat trip and, of course, took at look at the red light area. I wouldn't have minded a visit to a sex show, but Sue would never have agreed. We did venture into some sex shops and were amazed at the range and variety of porn books available. Just before leaving the area we chanced upon one of the sex museums they have. We paid the modest entrance fee and saw interesting displays of sex toys, panels showing the history of the area, videos on loops demonstrating he way porn had developed over the years. There were a number of tourists enjoying the place, looking at copies of color climax mags and explicit large wall posters of some fascinating sexual positions.
Eventually we reached an area that had a separate entrance where you had to pay extra to go in. We were told it was for “a porn-star encounter” and the extra charge was to fund the performer within. The guy taking the money was charming and said we would be able to chat with the performer, ask any questions we wished to etc. We'd also be able to see clips from films they had appeared in. He wouldn't give us any more info just smiled enigmatically and told us we would enjoy it. In fact he said that if we were not satisfied we could have our entrance fee returned.
“What do you think, Sue? Might be interesting to chat to a porn star after we'd seen so many films?”
“Oh, go on then. I know you'd have liked to see one of those sex club shows, so chatting to some blonde sex bimbo will be a turn on for you I suppose!”
So we paid up and went through. First off we entered a small room showing a film of an attractive brunette mature woman being buggered relentlessly but a muscly black guy with an enormous cock. Sue gasped and raised her eyebrows: “Crikey!” she said, “How can she take all that? She must have had a LOT of lube!”
“Well if it's her, we can ask her!”
It wasn't her.
We went through a door after watching the clip to be confronted by the big muscly black guy! Naked!
“Oh my goodness!” said Sue.
“Hello guys, I'm Saul. You saw me in the clip. Maybe you've seen me in other films?”
Trying to maintain eye-contact with this naked man, twelve-inch cock dangling a few feet away from us, I replied: “er, sorry no, I don't think so...”
“Yes we have Alan!” suddenly Sue piped up. “I remember you in one of the films we watched. Alan, it was that one with the orgy with an American woman and all those lovely big guys...”
I nodded. Yes I remembered it now. It was pretty extreme and I wasn't sure Sue had liked it. A mature American woman was gang-banged mercilessly by about four massively endowed black guys. They fucked her face, DP'ed her, double-analled her, peed inside both her holes and she had peed while being analled. All the time she had had a wide smile on her face.
“Ah yes,” said Saul, clearly an American by his accent, “that was a good one. Did you know that it was her company that made that one. She produced and directed it. Quite a woman...”
And we found ourselves chatting away to this naked man and asking all sorts of questions about how he got into porn, how he maintained an erection and so on. Bizarrely it didn't seem bizarre! Eventually Saul asked us if we would like to take photos. He said it was included in the price we had paid. I had my camera (I was a tourist!) so I got Sue to stand next to him and shot a couple of frames. Then Sue blew my mind and asked if we could have a photo of her holding his cock! Saul smiled and said that of course we could. Flabbergasted, I took more shots as Sue knelt down next to his penis and grasped it in her hand. Then she looked at the camera as she put her face right next to it. Saul looked down at her and gave her a nice smile and she looked up at him. Then, without hesitation, she took his penis into her mouth and sucked! For God's sake she took a heck of a lot of his length down her throat. Saul gasped but didn't withdraw; who could blame him? Sue licked his shaft and Saul responded, quickly getting erect as Sue nuzzled him and smiled for my shots. I didn't know how to respond, but Sue was taking the lead here and I was fascinated at what might happen next! I switched my camera to video mode as she now took his huge erection into her mouth and began salivating on it. Saul was definitely up for this as I zoomed out to capture the whole scene. He was gently rocking to and fro as he shafted her face. Then...
Sue moved back and turned her back to Saul, then she bent forward, pulled up her skirt, reached under herself and pulled off her panties, throwing them to me. Saul and I were mesmerised. Was this really happening?
“Get that lovely cock up me Saul. I want to be had by a real porn star! I'm on the pill!” and she pulled her bum cheeks apart and bent her wide open legs slightly. It seemed like slow motion as Saul slid up into her. I couldn't believe that she was able to take nearly all twelve inches of it. A couple of inches were left out as Saul gently but firmly rogered her. Sue had a faraway expression on her face as she turned to look at me and the camera. She smiled and her eyes almost closed with the pleasure of it. “You don't mind, do you, Alan? Those bloody films of yours get me so turned on. I just couldn't resist. It's just like one of those films isn't it? Oh crikey...I've had a thought. Saul could have me up the arse! Oh shit, that feels so good. Don't stop Saul. What do you think Alan? I know you...oooh... I know you want anal.. oooh... we can do it back at the hotel. But... oooh... Saul is here now and up me... ahhh! Can I?”
What could I say? I was madly enjoying seeing my wife impaled by this huge cock. Later I was going to be able to have anal with my wife. This seemed a reasonable price to pay. But how would I measure up after Saul? I had no choice though... “If its OK with Saul. Go ahead!”
Saul smiled at me. He extracted his monster weapon from my wife's uterus and put three or four fingers up her. They came out covered in her juices, which he added to with his saliva. Then he began caressing her ring-piece and I heard her gasp as a finger went up her rectum. She seemed to relax her sphincter as he put another finger in there and reamed them around. Then the moment of truth as she dilated slightly and he placed the head of his cock against her ring. Sue closed her eyes and flinched as the head tried to penetrate her small hole. No luck. Sue gasped and moved away. Saul got his fingers working again and added more saliva and more of Sue's juices. He advanced again, cock erect and pushing at her opening. Again it was a no go.
“Sorry Lady, it's not going in. You're too tight for me. It takes a pro to accommodate these huge guys. I hope it doesn't put you off...”
“No,” Sue struggled to speak, “Its alright. I'd have liked to try, I'm so randy. It was lovely having you up my pussy. Alan, come and bugger me!”
I was shocked and pleased. “Saul can you film this for me?” and I handed him the camera. Sue was still bent forward. I undid my trousers, dropped them and my underpants and took my much smaller penis out. I had been erect for some time. I put a couple of fingers up Sue's snatch and then put her lube up her anus. She was obviously ready to lose her anal virginity, her ring opened nicely to accommodate me. I pushed my dick at her hole and she pushed back. Then I slid up her colon into ecstasy It didn't take long and we both came together in shattering climaxes, filmed for posterity by a porn star in a sex museum!
Beat that!
The End.
My wife and I have got quite adventurous in our sex life, in our old age. It was kicked off by my realisation that Sue was more interested in having sex after she read those Fifty Shades of Gray novels. At first she didn't believe my observation, but eventually I persuaded her to watch some porn on the telly in our bedroom to see what effect it had on her. After overcoming her reluctance I downloaded some British standard porn that was quite well shot and had clear visuals and dialogue. It was a typical “this would never happen in real life” scenario set in a cafe where a guy orders coffee and ends up screwing the waitress in front of barely-interested punters, before ending up with a DP and a bit of group sex. It was a good intro for her as it was partly silly that such a thing would happen, and it began with straightforward B/G sex. That it morphed into a two-on-one including anal was a nice development that I had worried may put her off (she had always expressed a distaste at anal and it was definitely off limits for us) but she didn't comment at the time and after watching a few more films, we had a fantastic session where she came like a rocket as I tongued her before a hard shafting. Afterwards she did comment on the fact that most of the films featured anal sex, but she said she presumed it was because porn was about fantasy. She was right there. At least in my case. I often fantasised about anal sex with her.
Anyway, that sets the context for a long weekend city-break we enjoyed in Amsterdam. We visited the art galleries, Anne Frank's House, had great meals out, had a boat trip and, of course, took at look at the red light area. I wouldn't have minded a visit to a sex show, but Sue would never have agreed. We did venture into some sex shops and were amazed at the range and variety of porn books available. Just before leaving the area we chanced upon one of the sex museums they have. We paid the modest entrance fee and saw interesting displays of sex toys, panels showing the history of the area, videos on loops demonstrating he way porn had developed over the years. There were a number of tourists enjoying the place, looking at copies of color climax mags and explicit large wall posters of some fascinating sexual positions.
Eventually we reached an area that had a separate entrance where you had to pay extra to go in. We were told it was for “a porn-star encounter” and the extra charge was to fund the performer within. The guy taking the money was charming and said we would be able to chat with the performer, ask any questions we wished to etc. We'd also be able to see clips from films they had appeared in. He wouldn't give us any more info just smiled enigmatically and told us we would enjoy it. In fact he said that if we were not satisfied we could have our entrance fee returned.
“What do you think, Sue? Might be interesting to chat to a porn star after we'd seen so many films?”
“Oh, go on then. I know you'd have liked to see one of those sex club shows, so chatting to some blonde sex bimbo will be a turn on for you I suppose!”
So we paid up and went through. First off we entered a small room showing a film of an attractive brunette mature woman being buggered relentlessly but a muscly black guy with an enormous cock. Sue gasped and raised her eyebrows: “Crikey!” she said, “How can she take all that? She must have had a LOT of lube!”
“Well if it's her, we can ask her!”
It wasn't her.
We went through a door after watching the clip to be confronted by the big muscly black guy! Naked!
“Oh my goodness!” said Sue.
“Hello guys, I'm Saul. You saw me in the clip. Maybe you've seen me in other films?”
Trying to maintain eye-contact with this naked man, twelve-inch cock dangling a few feet away from us, I replied: “er, sorry no, I don't think so...”
“Yes we have Alan!” suddenly Sue piped up. “I remember you in one of the films we watched. Alan, it was that one with the orgy with an American woman and all those lovely big guys...”
I nodded. Yes I remembered it now. It was pretty extreme and I wasn't sure Sue had liked it. A mature American woman was gang-banged mercilessly by about four massively endowed black guys. They fucked her face, DP'ed her, double-analled her, peed inside both her holes and she had peed while being analled. All the time she had had a wide smile on her face.
“Ah yes,” said Saul, clearly an American by his accent, “that was a good one. Did you know that it was her company that made that one. She produced and directed it. Quite a woman...”
And we found ourselves chatting away to this naked man and asking all sorts of questions about how he got into porn, how he maintained an erection and so on. Bizarrely it didn't seem bizarre! Eventually Saul asked us if we would like to take photos. He said it was included in the price we had paid. I had my camera (I was a tourist!) so I got Sue to stand next to him and shot a couple of frames. Then Sue blew my mind and asked if we could have a photo of her holding his cock! Saul smiled and said that of course we could. Flabbergasted, I took more shots as Sue knelt down next to his penis and grasped it in her hand. Then she looked at the camera as she put her face right next to it. Saul looked down at her and gave her a nice smile and she looked up at him. Then, without hesitation, she took his penis into her mouth and sucked! For God's sake she took a heck of a lot of his length down her throat. Saul gasped but didn't withdraw; who could blame him? Sue licked his shaft and Saul responded, quickly getting erect as Sue nuzzled him and smiled for my shots. I didn't know how to respond, but Sue was taking the lead here and I was fascinated at what might happen next! I switched my camera to video mode as she now took his huge erection into her mouth and began salivating on it. Saul was definitely up for this as I zoomed out to capture the whole scene. He was gently rocking to and fro as he shafted her face. Then...
Sue moved back and turned her back to Saul, then she bent forward, pulled up her skirt, reached under herself and pulled off her panties, throwing them to me. Saul and I were mesmerised. Was this really happening?
“Get that lovely cock up me Saul. I want to be had by a real porn star! I'm on the pill!” and she pulled her bum cheeks apart and bent her wide open legs slightly. It seemed like slow motion as Saul slid up into her. I couldn't believe that she was able to take nearly all twelve inches of it. A couple of inches were left out as Saul gently but firmly rogered her. Sue had a faraway expression on her face as she turned to look at me and the camera. She smiled and her eyes almost closed with the pleasure of it. “You don't mind, do you, Alan? Those bloody films of yours get me so turned on. I just couldn't resist. It's just like one of those films isn't it? Oh crikey...I've had a thought. Saul could have me up the arse! Oh shit, that feels so good. Don't stop Saul. What do you think Alan? I know you...oooh... I know you want anal.. oooh... we can do it back at the hotel. But... oooh... Saul is here now and up me... ahhh! Can I?”
What could I say? I was madly enjoying seeing my wife impaled by this huge cock. Later I was going to be able to have anal with my wife. This seemed a reasonable price to pay. But how would I measure up after Saul? I had no choice though... “If its OK with Saul. Go ahead!”
Saul smiled at me. He extracted his monster weapon from my wife's uterus and put three or four fingers up her. They came out covered in her juices, which he added to with his saliva. Then he began caressing her ring-piece and I heard her gasp as a finger went up her rectum. She seemed to relax her sphincter as he put another finger in there and reamed them around. Then the moment of truth as she dilated slightly and he placed the head of his cock against her ring. Sue closed her eyes and flinched as the head tried to penetrate her small hole. No luck. Sue gasped and moved away. Saul got his fingers working again and added more saliva and more of Sue's juices. He advanced again, cock erect and pushing at her opening. Again it was a no go.
“Sorry Lady, it's not going in. You're too tight for me. It takes a pro to accommodate these huge guys. I hope it doesn't put you off...”
“No,” Sue struggled to speak, “Its alright. I'd have liked to try, I'm so randy. It was lovely having you up my pussy. Alan, come and bugger me!”
I was shocked and pleased. “Saul can you film this for me?” and I handed him the camera. Sue was still bent forward. I undid my trousers, dropped them and my underpants and took my much smaller penis out. I had been erect for some time. I put a couple of fingers up Sue's snatch and then put her lube up her anus. She was obviously ready to lose her anal virginity, her ring opened nicely to accommodate me. I pushed my dick at her hole and she pushed back. Then I slid up her colon into ecstasy It didn't take long and we both came together in shattering climaxes, filmed for posterity by a porn star in a sex museum!
Beat that!
The End.
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