Neighbor caught me jerking off
My neighbor linda is a real bitch. Maybe it's because her husband left her about 8 years ago and nobody in the neighborhood likes her. We all loved her husband Joey. Nice guy very active always out running or riding his bike always said hello very friendly guy. We all miss him especially at the neighborhood block parties as he told da best jokes. Joey and his wife live directly behind us. Linda is 67 and good looking for her age. Great figure, nice strawberry blonde hair and is really cute but what a fuckin bitch!! The fact that's shes such a bitch over rides the fact that's she cute. Not attracted to her based on the fact she's an all out asshole.
A week ago she called the committee that hears complaints about neighbors for this or that usually very minor issues as we only have about 75 homes in our subdivision. It's not a gated community but there is only one way in and out. We love our area we live in.
Anyway, Billy the VP stops by and tells me da crazy bitch is complaining about your trees along the back fence is infringing upon her property and air space!!. So Billy and I take a walk to the back of the property as I have 8 really nice holly trees that give us more privacy for our backyard and gives us some relief from that west sun and helps shade the pool around 4-5pm when it gets a little toasty.
I told Billy I have just trimmed a few branches about 2 months ago on my own before she would bitch about it. As Billy and I went to check out the tree issue he noticed that none of my branches were close to the property by at least a couple of feet. He took pictures said I'm good apoligized to me and my wife and considered the matter closed. Done! Billy said I'm glad she not my neighbor. He told me she complained about The Mornas k**s because she found gum stuck on her sidewalk and she doesn't chew guy so it had to be from the Moran k**s. She's fuckin crazy.
Yesterday my cell phone rings and it's Linda. We all have a neighborhood text thread and we all have each others cells. She called like 10 times and I don't want to deal with her. I'm home alone, I am 60, and I went to the backyard in my man cave and started to watch a little porn, I am home alone. So as an all world jerkoff guy and started to stroke my cock and needed to cum. It had been like 6 days without any pussy. I was fuckin horny, so much so that i was going to eat my cum. I do that sometimes. My wife loves me to eat my cum from her pussy and ass. So I'm jerking it and I'm into it. Got a little music playing and I'm in my own world, so much so that I hadn't heard the French door open to my mancave/poolroom and as I opened my eyes there stood Linda starring right at my cock as I held it in my hands. She says don't stop what you're doing and sorry for watching. How long have you been standing there? About 5 minutes I was hoping you would finish before you saw me. I've never seen a man masturbate before, I liked it, it was interesting. Please continue don't let me stop you. Ok, so I continued to jerk off and she just sat next to me watching my ever move. Linda do you want me to cum for you? Cum for me she asked. I make you hard? yes of course you do with that cute ass baby. Sure then cum for me. I told her I didn't want to waste my cum, What do you mean Dan, waste your cum. Well I don't want to cum on the floor or in a tissue I want you to have it. Well you're married Dan I can't have you cum in my mouth but maybe my tits? I said how bout we make a deal, I'll cum on your sweet ass and I'll eat my cum off your ass. She said you eat your cum!!!???? I will for you baby. Wow, i get to watch a man masturbate for the first time ever and at the same time watch him eat his cum. I'll do it for you linda. I get ready to explode and Linda pulls down her shorts get on the floor on her side giving me a great view of her ass as she felt she could actually see me shooting my sperm out of my cock. 2 then 3 then 4 streams shot out of my cock and Linda moans on each squirt of cum. As she was on her side i was able to get a good bit of cum into her crack and on her asshole. She said dan that was amazing i love watching you cum for me but a deal is a deal. You have to eat your cum for me. I really want to see you do that. I told linda I can't eat my cum. What? You asshole prick. I showed you my ass and you cum allover it and now you back out. You fuckin prick teaser. Linda let me explain, most of cum in down your crack and on your asshole. I'm not licking your asshole. Just the she takes a quick pic of me with my dick in hand and says oh yeah. Eat your cum i send this pic. Ok, Ok, Linda, but first delete that photo which she did. I put my face between her cheeks spread them wide and started to eat my cum and lick her asshole, I then showed her a mouthful of cum and swallowed it all. She smiled and said anymore? Yes Linda I said. She said get a mouth full then give me a kiss. That was nice. I always cum swap kiss with my wife. Then linda thanked me said she'll never forget this and thanked me for letting her watch me jerk off. I told Linda that there was just a little cum left and she said clean it up eat it all. I went right for her asshole and licked it for almost an hour. She played with her pussy and claims she came twice. After we had enough she wanted to know why i hadn't eaten or played with her pussy or tried to fuck her and I told her, Linda you're an asshole nobody likes you. you're a fuckin bitch and I didn't want to give your pussy the pleasure. Fair enough she says. But when I call you about your trees you need to jerkoff for me. Ok but I need to eat and fuck your asshole, Deal she says.
You can lick my asshole anytime you want as long as you jerkoff for me. She just called me to say to stop by she wanted to talk about the trees. I'm on my way baby. And I really have no desire to fuck her pussy. But anal fucking is on.
A week ago she called the committee that hears complaints about neighbors for this or that usually very minor issues as we only have about 75 homes in our subdivision. It's not a gated community but there is only one way in and out. We love our area we live in.
Anyway, Billy the VP stops by and tells me da crazy bitch is complaining about your trees along the back fence is infringing upon her property and air space!!. So Billy and I take a walk to the back of the property as I have 8 really nice holly trees that give us more privacy for our backyard and gives us some relief from that west sun and helps shade the pool around 4-5pm when it gets a little toasty.
I told Billy I have just trimmed a few branches about 2 months ago on my own before she would bitch about it. As Billy and I went to check out the tree issue he noticed that none of my branches were close to the property by at least a couple of feet. He took pictures said I'm good apoligized to me and my wife and considered the matter closed. Done! Billy said I'm glad she not my neighbor. He told me she complained about The Mornas k**s because she found gum stuck on her sidewalk and she doesn't chew guy so it had to be from the Moran k**s. She's fuckin crazy.
Yesterday my cell phone rings and it's Linda. We all have a neighborhood text thread and we all have each others cells. She called like 10 times and I don't want to deal with her. I'm home alone, I am 60, and I went to the backyard in my man cave and started to watch a little porn, I am home alone. So as an all world jerkoff guy and started to stroke my cock and needed to cum. It had been like 6 days without any pussy. I was fuckin horny, so much so that i was going to eat my cum. I do that sometimes. My wife loves me to eat my cum from her pussy and ass. So I'm jerking it and I'm into it. Got a little music playing and I'm in my own world, so much so that I hadn't heard the French door open to my mancave/poolroom and as I opened my eyes there stood Linda starring right at my cock as I held it in my hands. She says don't stop what you're doing and sorry for watching. How long have you been standing there? About 5 minutes I was hoping you would finish before you saw me. I've never seen a man masturbate before, I liked it, it was interesting. Please continue don't let me stop you. Ok, so I continued to jerk off and she just sat next to me watching my ever move. Linda do you want me to cum for you? Cum for me she asked. I make you hard? yes of course you do with that cute ass baby. Sure then cum for me. I told her I didn't want to waste my cum, What do you mean Dan, waste your cum. Well I don't want to cum on the floor or in a tissue I want you to have it. Well you're married Dan I can't have you cum in my mouth but maybe my tits? I said how bout we make a deal, I'll cum on your sweet ass and I'll eat my cum off your ass. She said you eat your cum!!!???? I will for you baby. Wow, i get to watch a man masturbate for the first time ever and at the same time watch him eat his cum. I'll do it for you linda. I get ready to explode and Linda pulls down her shorts get on the floor on her side giving me a great view of her ass as she felt she could actually see me shooting my sperm out of my cock. 2 then 3 then 4 streams shot out of my cock and Linda moans on each squirt of cum. As she was on her side i was able to get a good bit of cum into her crack and on her asshole. She said dan that was amazing i love watching you cum for me but a deal is a deal. You have to eat your cum for me. I really want to see you do that. I told linda I can't eat my cum. What? You asshole prick. I showed you my ass and you cum allover it and now you back out. You fuckin prick teaser. Linda let me explain, most of cum in down your crack and on your asshole. I'm not licking your asshole. Just the she takes a quick pic of me with my dick in hand and says oh yeah. Eat your cum i send this pic. Ok, Ok, Linda, but first delete that photo which she did. I put my face between her cheeks spread them wide and started to eat my cum and lick her asshole, I then showed her a mouthful of cum and swallowed it all. She smiled and said anymore? Yes Linda I said. She said get a mouth full then give me a kiss. That was nice. I always cum swap kiss with my wife. Then linda thanked me said she'll never forget this and thanked me for letting her watch me jerk off. I told Linda that there was just a little cum left and she said clean it up eat it all. I went right for her asshole and licked it for almost an hour. She played with her pussy and claims she came twice. After we had enough she wanted to know why i hadn't eaten or played with her pussy or tried to fuck her and I told her, Linda you're an asshole nobody likes you. you're a fuckin bitch and I didn't want to give your pussy the pleasure. Fair enough she says. But when I call you about your trees you need to jerkoff for me. Ok but I need to eat and fuck your asshole, Deal she says.
You can lick my asshole anytime you want as long as you jerkoff for me. She just called me to say to stop by she wanted to talk about the trees. I'm on my way baby. And I really have no desire to fuck her pussy. But anal fucking is on.
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