Drinking wine through my ass.
Hello to all my fans.
I just discovered a new way to drink and enjoy wine.
Now I guess this has been around for a long time, but I have just recently given it a try.
I decided to give myself an wine enema.
At first I was a little sceptical as to how drunk it would get me.
But now I understand how this works.
Firstly, drinking wine through your ass does not pass through any filters. ie k i dneys or liver. or anything.
It goes straight to your blood stream via your blood vessels inside your colon.
Holy fuck, this is amazing. I love this.
I wish I could get drunk like this all the time.
I know I can take roughly 4-5 litres of water inside of my colon.
So drinking two litres of some fine wine shouldn't be a problem.
The only problem is, can I take two litres of wine the typical way.
And to answer your question. YES I can.
So this morning I decided to have a drink.
I dropped the wife off at work as I was taking a few days off due to having the flu.
What better way of getting rid of the flu.
The medicine was not working so I decided that flushing the flu out with alcohol.
So after dropping the wife off at work I gabbed three bottles of Jacob's Creek Sauvignon Blanc 750ml.
I usually buy cases of various wines as it is cheaper by the case.
So three bottle would be suffice.
The only way I could drink up was to use a clear tube from the workshop and a funnel.
Sticking the bottle straight in does not work because you need air to equalize the pressure.
So I use a funnel and just pour it straight in.
I smashed the first bottle as fast as I could pour it in.
The second bottle smashed through just like the first.
The third bottle stalled half way through but eventually it trickled all in.
The last bit needed positive pressure to get he last few drops in.. So I took the funnel off and used my mouth to blow the rest in.
Now came the fun part.
WAITING...
After a bout 5 minutes, I started to feel it.
And after 10 minutes, I was quite tipsy.
After 15 minutes, I was quite drunk.
And it was not the usual drunkenness I felt when drinking the usual way.
It was a warm and fuzzy feeling.
This was quite unusual. But it felt great.
It was similar to a high you get from smoking a joint.
Just wanted to share this.
Thanks for your time.
Have a great day.
I just discovered a new way to drink and enjoy wine.
Now I guess this has been around for a long time, but I have just recently given it a try.
I decided to give myself an wine enema.
At first I was a little sceptical as to how drunk it would get me.
But now I understand how this works.
Firstly, drinking wine through your ass does not pass through any filters. ie k i dneys or liver. or anything.
It goes straight to your blood stream via your blood vessels inside your colon.
Holy fuck, this is amazing. I love this.
I wish I could get drunk like this all the time.
I know I can take roughly 4-5 litres of water inside of my colon.
So drinking two litres of some fine wine shouldn't be a problem.
The only problem is, can I take two litres of wine the typical way.
And to answer your question. YES I can.
So this morning I decided to have a drink.
I dropped the wife off at work as I was taking a few days off due to having the flu.
What better way of getting rid of the flu.
The medicine was not working so I decided that flushing the flu out with alcohol.
So after dropping the wife off at work I gabbed three bottles of Jacob's Creek Sauvignon Blanc 750ml.
I usually buy cases of various wines as it is cheaper by the case.
So three bottle would be suffice.
The only way I could drink up was to use a clear tube from the workshop and a funnel.
Sticking the bottle straight in does not work because you need air to equalize the pressure.
So I use a funnel and just pour it straight in.
I smashed the first bottle as fast as I could pour it in.
The second bottle smashed through just like the first.
The third bottle stalled half way through but eventually it trickled all in.
The last bit needed positive pressure to get he last few drops in.. So I took the funnel off and used my mouth to blow the rest in.
Now came the fun part.
WAITING...
After a bout 5 minutes, I started to feel it.
And after 10 minutes, I was quite tipsy.
After 15 minutes, I was quite drunk.
And it was not the usual drunkenness I felt when drinking the usual way.
It was a warm and fuzzy feeling.
This was quite unusual. But it felt great.
It was similar to a high you get from smoking a joint.
Just wanted to share this.
Thanks for your time.
Have a great day.
2 years ago