How to find out if a woman is hairy?

As you know from my profile, I am a total sucker (addict?) for women that don't shave, trim or do anything to their body hair. It took me several years, but there isn't a single area for women where body hair is a turn off.

From a young age, I was magnetically attracted to the triangle of bush that adult women seemed to have. It seemed like the summit of the erotic (non-physical) stimulation: the mere observation of a well-shaped bush, even if not very thick, directly gave me erotic thoughts, and, along with a sexual appetite renewed, a rock-hard boner.

Later when discovering porn websites, I realized a few keywords ("Hairy", "Bush", "Hirsute") were all I needed to navigate the infinite world of internet where naked bushy women are abundant. Endless erotic stimuli. It was like an ocean of feminine velvet, for me to swim through and through, at night, free of charge. At first, the sight of hairy underarms in women gave me a slight feeling of uneasiness. Was hair supposed to be there? I had never seen a woman (or maybe once) with unshaven armpits in my, say, 15 years of existence. It is such an alienated thought when you really consider this. Female armpit hair is one of the most rare sights in the world: female fur is worth its weight in gold, at least. Wild. Anyways, after a few months or some years of being slightly uncomfortable (precisely because I was attracted to it, and it felt abnormal) - I realized that armpit hair was one of my fetishes, too. I'm not even 100% sure we should call it fetish when it is something so natural and theoretically ubiquitous.

The years go by, and a new aphrodisiac barrier disappears: hair on female legs is now fine. It kind of coincides with my first *really* hairy girlfriend (I mean the full bush, armpits, legs). I remember being a little shy to go out with her with her hairy legs: people will think she's weird? I'm weird? I think this fear, this shame, came from the idea of people understanding my secret garden. My garden where the vegetation is as dense as it can be; the grass is blonde, red and black, where wild bushes grow everywhere, pungent with sweat and other musky fragrances. Nature, lush and full, unleashed and - precisely natural - is always embodied as female after all. But a female-nature allegory is always spotless, and beside their undulated, somewhat free hair, they never have a single follicle that sticks out anywhere else. Nature is clean shaven, apparently.

My shame didn't last for very long, and accompanying my hairy girlfriend to the mall, or to the restaurant (she really had overgrown - I like to imagine them as squirrels - pit hair and visible leg hair) was finally normal, even perhaps a new turn-on was born. If people notice her body hair, it's great. The idea of people thinking about these things, with me on her side, unashamed, and them imagine her naked (armpit hair undoubtedly leads to a big wild bush right?), and the thought of them thinking about me being turned on by such thing (that most likely scares them) was delicious.

Now, I happily fantasize about hairy asscracks, hairy thighs, happy trails, chest hair and even facial hair (this one is the most difficult: facial hair. A velvety veil of moustache is lovely for example). In general, the thickest it is, the better. An ugly girl with a massive muff is always 150% more attractive than a shaved Barbie.

Long story short. I regularly chat and meet women (23 – 35 year old is my usual range) via Tinder, on-and-off. And while I like chatting with any type of woman, I naturally feel more excited towards women who I think may be hairy. Usually, a Tinder discussion is a balanced mixture of actual description of one's life (who what where, etc), some jokes to lift it up, and depending on the mood, a signature of sexual innuendo. The last one is difficult to gauge and display properly, it is easy to go overboard and turn a woman off (imagine the number of brutes who demand sex right away).

So, how to find out if a woman is hairy? I hate the archetypal "seduction-advisor" that will teach you how to get laid in 12 steps. I hate when personal relationships are being tampered with cold techniques, numbers, scientific methodology. I hate the idea of manipulation; especially so when it comes to romance, sex, love and the like. I want human relationships to be based on... human things: trust, humour, un-planned connections, disappointment, constant re-gauging, but above all: serendipity, randomness, the implausible and the unexpected. But I also believe that everything in life has it's facet of cunningness, strategy, plan. If a bit of thought and method can avoid massive disappointment, so be it. Here it's not even a big deal: I just want to know if a woman is hairy!

I found that there are a few things that tell me if a woman is possibly hairy or not. First, the broad "style" or "look" that she belongs to. Does she look extremely neat, sportive, very in line with pop culture, the kind of woman that may revere Hollywood actresses, singers, etc.? Chances are low. On the contrary, if she presents herself as a free-thinker, an artist, has an unusual haircut or has natural lifestyle and hippie traits, the chances are higher. The age also matters. There is the no-hair land: 35+ women don't tend to be hairy by default. Teenagers of the 90s were, I think, heavily influenced by society's evolution at this time: think of bald vulvas in porn, think of super narrow body suits, Elle magazine. I am blessed to be in a generation (25–35) where women tend to express a disdain towards these hygienist mindsets: ideas of modern, mild, political ecology seep through; zero-waste, a****l rights, veganism. Feminism, of course. These things are radically different and I believe if a woman embraces these things and makes her own toothpaste or voices her discontent regarding the patriarchy: chances are she isn't into shaving - she may have questioned the conventions and realized how irrational body hair removal is. I've heard from a few hairy women that their body hair (armpits essentially) is a "dickhead test": they would not go back simply because some stupid men (who happen to be pushy, not-subtle and sexist) are horrified of armpit hair. I am not sure, but I tend to draw a correlation between education level and body hair too: a highschool dropout has less chances of being influenced by these modern 'isms' I mentioned above.

Typically part of what makes seduction exciting is that we don't know for sure where the discussion or meeting will end. Is it simply friendly? Has she made her decision yet, even? Or is it going to be romantic? Does she think of herself as sexual? Does she like losing control? Perhaps she is into me physically, but maybe she prefers to get to know me first? This means that it is almost impossible to break the ice by asking about her pubic haircut. Unless there is evident clues (she said she doesn't shave, or armpit hair is peeking out) it is very difficult to judge. Sometimes though, it happened a few times, women think that, by default, it is better to shave before a date. What a shame! Suppose I told them to not shave, not to bother for me, they would've probably felt liberated, happy to check one chores out and would've also thought of me of progressive. Obviously, it could be the other way around: How dare he mention my own body? That's not his business? Does he think he's gonna see me naked even? This is why it's always a tricky topic to discuss. It is possible to do it with tact, and to use your best senses to judge how your date reacts.

Anyways, thanks for reading all the way. I'd love to hear your hairy stories, especially how you discovered that your date was hairy: did you ask or discuss it upfront? Did you find out by surprise, by pulling her pants down and had a cloud of musty hair right in your face? Let me know!