Waking Up with Old Saint Nick
Some nights you get drunk, and everything goes just fine. Some nights you get drunk and it all turns to shit. Then, there are those nights, when you get drunk and you get silly ideas, and someone is there to enable you, and well....
So Sorry y'all that is has been like 4 months since I posted. Way too much has happened since then to catch you up on everything. However, there have a been a few nights that I think you horny monsters may enjoy. This is probably one of them. At least, it is one that hangs around in my little blonde brain. This was back before Christmas.
On this particular night, well, i have already given away that I was drunk. Actually, so were several of my friends. One of them said said, "Oh, let's all go look at Christmas lights! They have this place you can drive through and listen to music and see a bunch of lights!" Uber it is, and away we go! I mean hey, a bunch of twinkling lights when you can't even see straight, how can that not be a good idea! A couple of us kept getting out of the car and running up to the lights, lucky we didn't get thrown out. Towards the end, we were just talking about going through again when Emily sees that there is a little building with a Santa you can take a pic with!!! I miss so much from the pre-COVID world. I really do. One of the things I miss is mall Santas! I always go see them and sit on their lap and make a wish! Don't laugh, I still believe! I screamed yes, and we pulled in to get our pic with Santa! It was towards the end of the night and we let all the k**s go first. I think we were so loud the parents wanted out of there, lol. Then we started taking turns.
Um, Santa was on his own naughty list! He was getting his hands up on our asses and a few times around copping a feel on our tits. We totally played along. I started having fun, kissing on Santa, acting like I was riding him, giving him a bit of a lap dance. Santa asks me if I want to stay and help him finish up, I can greet the k**s if any more come. I really do love Christmas and Santa. My friends were either too drunk to care, or knew me well enough that they went ahead and left when I said I was staying. He told me there was a helper costume in the back, so I went in the little building. I could not find it! Silly me I started undressing before I found the suit. I open the door and ask Santa where it is, just in time to freak a mom out and get a big smile from a dad. Apparently I sat down on the floor against the wall to wait for Santa because the next thing I know, I wake up to all this white fur in my face and a blur of red as I feel a cock poking my throat. OMG Santa had his dick in my mouth! With my head against the wall, and his white gloved hands on my head, he was getting a good run at it, lol, while his belly kept hitting my forehead! Santa gave me a HUGE nut!
He said he was done for the night and he offered to give me a ride home. I said I wanted to go to the gas station or somewhere and get milk and cookies. I had to have milk and cookies with Santa. I, well I just have this thing. Once I start taking my clothes off, I never really feel like putting them back on. I just don't. I like not having clothes on. He turned his truck on and I just went out in my bra and thong. Barefoot, but y'all guessed that right? Guess what else? Convenience store night clerks don't hold you to that no shoes no shirt policy!!! Haha, somewhere there is security video of me going through a gas station in my bra and panties looking for the right cookies to eat with Santa!
I got the cookies and milk, and offered Santa to come back to my apt to share them. Then apparently I fell asleep. And when I woke up, he was carrying me into his house. Thank gawd, no Ms. Claus!!!! I know I had to be really really drunk because I insisted we open the cookies and milk, and then I remember carrying the cookies to his bed. A couple of things to note here. 1) hard crumbly cookies in bed, especially when drunk, is a very bad idea! OMG I got crumbs everywhere. 2) I am not sure I have told all of you this, but I actually really enjoy fucking really large men. Not like every day, but sometimes, there is just something about the weight and the helplessness of a huge dude being on top of me. Santa was very fat! 3) A very heavy, very fat man on top of me with cookie crumbs in the bed, and I swear I thought those crumbs were going to be permanently embedded in my skin. OMG.
I don't know if Santa took a blue pill, or if it had just been a while (truth is, his first nut was kind of yucky tasting) but Santa was a rock! I was surprised how long he stayed on top of me. And I loved it. I came from that big fat white belly pushing down on my so hard!!! I had to spread my legs so far!!! He did get tired though and I had to get up and ride!!! At one point I was eating cookies and getting crumbs all over his hairy chest, Lol.
And that is how, OMG, I woke up the next morning in bed with Old Saint Nick!!! I had the hugest smile when I woke up!!! Santa had the hugest smile about 2 minutes later when I had his dick back in my mouth, and then inside me for the next hour or so. I love so much that I got Santa!
So Sorry y'all that is has been like 4 months since I posted. Way too much has happened since then to catch you up on everything. However, there have a been a few nights that I think you horny monsters may enjoy. This is probably one of them. At least, it is one that hangs around in my little blonde brain. This was back before Christmas.
On this particular night, well, i have already given away that I was drunk. Actually, so were several of my friends. One of them said said, "Oh, let's all go look at Christmas lights! They have this place you can drive through and listen to music and see a bunch of lights!" Uber it is, and away we go! I mean hey, a bunch of twinkling lights when you can't even see straight, how can that not be a good idea! A couple of us kept getting out of the car and running up to the lights, lucky we didn't get thrown out. Towards the end, we were just talking about going through again when Emily sees that there is a little building with a Santa you can take a pic with!!! I miss so much from the pre-COVID world. I really do. One of the things I miss is mall Santas! I always go see them and sit on their lap and make a wish! Don't laugh, I still believe! I screamed yes, and we pulled in to get our pic with Santa! It was towards the end of the night and we let all the k**s go first. I think we were so loud the parents wanted out of there, lol. Then we started taking turns.
Um, Santa was on his own naughty list! He was getting his hands up on our asses and a few times around copping a feel on our tits. We totally played along. I started having fun, kissing on Santa, acting like I was riding him, giving him a bit of a lap dance. Santa asks me if I want to stay and help him finish up, I can greet the k**s if any more come. I really do love Christmas and Santa. My friends were either too drunk to care, or knew me well enough that they went ahead and left when I said I was staying. He told me there was a helper costume in the back, so I went in the little building. I could not find it! Silly me I started undressing before I found the suit. I open the door and ask Santa where it is, just in time to freak a mom out and get a big smile from a dad. Apparently I sat down on the floor against the wall to wait for Santa because the next thing I know, I wake up to all this white fur in my face and a blur of red as I feel a cock poking my throat. OMG Santa had his dick in my mouth! With my head against the wall, and his white gloved hands on my head, he was getting a good run at it, lol, while his belly kept hitting my forehead! Santa gave me a HUGE nut!
He said he was done for the night and he offered to give me a ride home. I said I wanted to go to the gas station or somewhere and get milk and cookies. I had to have milk and cookies with Santa. I, well I just have this thing. Once I start taking my clothes off, I never really feel like putting them back on. I just don't. I like not having clothes on. He turned his truck on and I just went out in my bra and thong. Barefoot, but y'all guessed that right? Guess what else? Convenience store night clerks don't hold you to that no shoes no shirt policy!!! Haha, somewhere there is security video of me going through a gas station in my bra and panties looking for the right cookies to eat with Santa!
I got the cookies and milk, and offered Santa to come back to my apt to share them. Then apparently I fell asleep. And when I woke up, he was carrying me into his house. Thank gawd, no Ms. Claus!!!! I know I had to be really really drunk because I insisted we open the cookies and milk, and then I remember carrying the cookies to his bed. A couple of things to note here. 1) hard crumbly cookies in bed, especially when drunk, is a very bad idea! OMG I got crumbs everywhere. 2) I am not sure I have told all of you this, but I actually really enjoy fucking really large men. Not like every day, but sometimes, there is just something about the weight and the helplessness of a huge dude being on top of me. Santa was very fat! 3) A very heavy, very fat man on top of me with cookie crumbs in the bed, and I swear I thought those crumbs were going to be permanently embedded in my skin. OMG.
I don't know if Santa took a blue pill, or if it had just been a while (truth is, his first nut was kind of yucky tasting) but Santa was a rock! I was surprised how long he stayed on top of me. And I loved it. I came from that big fat white belly pushing down on my so hard!!! I had to spread my legs so far!!! He did get tired though and I had to get up and ride!!! At one point I was eating cookies and getting crumbs all over his hairy chest, Lol.
And that is how, OMG, I woke up the next morning in bed with Old Saint Nick!!! I had the hugest smile when I woke up!!! Santa had the hugest smile about 2 minutes later when I had his dick back in my mouth, and then inside me for the next hour or so. I love so much that I got Santa!
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