Dirty. And not in a good way.

Today I hooked up with a guy on Grindr. I met him at his house.

As soon as I walked in his flat I recognised the scene. I've been in a few of these places inhabited by older single/gay men.
Bloody stuff everywhere. Not necessarily dirty, but more that you can't tell because there's stuff every fucking where.

Anyway, as is often the case with this type of man, the meeting was terrible. On Grindr he was all masterful and strict. In the flesh he was like a wet blanket. And the fucking cunt was smelly. I made my excuses and fucked off.

If you're reading this, you're male, and you live alone, have a look around your home. If you have random piles of stuff all over the place, do yourself a favour and have a tidy up. And then have a shower.