Just a Dirty Girl

You want to talk about funny facial expressions? No, I am not talking about what you guys look like when you are on top of me and you cum. I mean that is some funny shit, not gonna lie. I don't know if you have just no idea what your faces look like, or you are trying to make us feel good by acting all crazy, but it is so funny. Anyway, that isn't what I mean. So, I have done this a couple times now, and it came up in a conversation last night and I figured y'all would probably enjoy hearing about it.

Raise your hand if you have heard me say that I like showers. Go ahead. That should be all of you if you have been paying attention. Anyway, saying I like showers is a total understatement. I love showers! I love being in the water! I love the relaxation of a good shower, the cleansing....oh who am I k**ding, what I really love is sex in the shower. I almost said fucking in the shower, because that's where my brain is right now, but I mean, I love showers with gf's too and don't want to get into the whole semantics of what is really fucking. Lol. FYI...I take a lot of showers. Like during the day sometimes I just get bored or get in the mood and I will get in the shower. I love how I feel after a shower. I also love love love those hotels with really really nice showers! SOOOOOOO fun! I don't ever want to leave. And, well, sometimes I don't.

This one morning I wake up in a really nice hotel room. Like the bed is super comfy. I have trouble sleeping usually, but not this time. I was zonked out hard apparently, because I never even heard the guy I had hooked up with the night before get up out of bed and get ready. Yip, you just figured it out. He showered without me. Such a silly boy. So I wake up to his hand on my shoulder shaking me gently, and I open my eyes to him all dressed for work. Like that's a rude awakening. He is telling me he needs to go, therefore, so do I. I am not even focusing on the fact I am getting kicked out like a cheap last minute bar hook-up. (We left the bar like a whole 2 hours before it closed!) The asshole hadn't even collected my clothes, which were all over the room, lol. No coffee, no breakfast, no morning crawling between my legs. I get up and start looking for clothes, almost apologizing for slowing him down. Throw them on, look in the mirror, start trying to make my hair look decent. Ugh, crusty. Oh shit, I realize I haven't even washed off my face. Just one of those morning. I will totally look like a tramp leaving the hotel. Lol. He walks me to the door of the room, right past the bathroom with the big beautiful shower, and there I am in the hallway, looking for the elevator.

By the time I get to the lobby, I have decided that I want to shower in one of those showers. It just looks good. I need something to make me feel good, because he totally got me feeling down the way I just got kicked out (I made him cum 5 times the night before. WTF?) So anyway, the funny facial expressions.... think about it. Here I am, in bar clothes from the night before, makeup pretty much gone, hair ratty, breathe smelly, in a nice hotel where all these business men have just eaten breakfast alone and I walk up to one and ask him if I can go back to his room with him and shower. "Hi there. How's your morning? Yeah? Good. So, um, are you in a real hurry this morning? I mean, wait, before you answer that, and I know this may sound kinda silly, but I would really love to use your shower. It's weird, I know, but I just really enjoy showering and they have such nice showers in this hotel and well, I don't really want to go home and be alone and shower in my little shower. I mean, oh hey, I see that look, no no, no strings attached. OMG no, I am not a working girl. Yeah, I am serious. I mean I see your ring and all, you can wait out in the room, or you can watch... from as close as you want to get." I am saying all of this while constantly moving my body back and forth between which leg has the balance of my weight using my hands, smiling, tilting my head... you get the picture...it works. Off to his room we go. I am just talking away on the elevator, in his room as I take my clothes off walking around. I turn on the water in the shower and he is standing in the door.

"It looks like you want to hop in with me" I say noticing his bulging slacks. "I probably won't bite.....but you can." I walk over to him and start pulling his belt off. I drop it to the floor and say, "up to you" and slip into the shower. He did too. Lol. Truth is, he was kinda clumsy in there. It is kinda cute how many middle aged men don't really know how to shower with a girl. But it's ok. I show them! Poor guy doesn't even know that the whole time he was behind me, grabbed my slippery tits and fucking me, I was thinking about it being a "fuck you" to the guy that kicked me out. I needed to wash that off! he was totally a get over it fuck. Lol. I really don't think he would have cared if he had known. I don't think that man had cum in a very long time. One load and I was leaking good. He sat and watched me blow dry my hair after we got out. Yes, I stayed naked, and yes he fingered me and played with my tits while I did it. Yes, I got down on my knees and sucked him off while he sat on the toilet there, before I left.

The thing is. I liked it. I liked the shower. Now I wanted one to just enjoy. I wanted the overnight asshole out of my mind and I think I did it. But know I want more. That kinda is a thing with me. Four. Four showers. That's how I spent my day. I never left the hotel. Four men, four showers, more sex than four times. I mean we chatted, ate, drank, laid in bed some. But I spent I don't know how many hours in showers in that hotel. They were long! I love long showers!!!! The places my mind goes. Lol.

Anyway about a month or so ago, right after I got back to campus, I just got an itch for showers.....and did it again. Just went and shower hopped. So fun!!! I totally recommend it! If you ever stay in a hotel in Texas with really nice showers, look for me in the lobby!