Can I borrow your wife?

So many naughty things I'd like to do....

-take her shopping so that I can rub my spread pussy lips all over her face in dressing rooms, tweak her pussy lips in public while no one is looking, and have her walk around all day with a fat dildo in her pussy

-lay her on my kitchen counter naked and experiment to see which kitchen tools and utensils fit in her creamy pussy, and then use a turkey baster to fill her pussy up with pudding and cover her flaps with icing like a cupcake

-strip her and put her on all fours, ass in the air, and use her exposed pussy to hold my remotes while I watch porn on tv

-play doctor and give her a very thorough pussy exam

-tie up her tits, clamp her nips and pussy lips, and walk her around the house, leading her by the nips to the garage so I can tease her clit with the shop vac

-have her massage my tits and pussy for hours until hers is dripping wet... and see how wide I can stretch her pussy once it's all warmed up

-see how many marbles she can hold in her pussy.... and then go for a long walk to let them pop out of her slippery pussy along the way

-have her sit under the desk and suck my pussy lips while I have Zoom meetings for work

-have her masturbate for me while I film it for you.... and then give her a pussy spanking for being so naughty

-pump her nips and pussy until they're massive, swollen mounds and let her walk around naked, showing them off for hours

-clamp her pussy lips with weights and bells and have her dance for me so she can hear and feel her lips spreading and swinging with the music

-spread her pussy wide open with a speculum and slowly pour in a can of soda so she can feel the bubble tickle her walls and gush out of her gape when she moves

-set up a fuck machine to fuck her fast doggy style with her mouth grinding into my pussy on every thrust

-have her spend an afternoon feeding dildos into my pussy and then have her lick them all clean

-have her tit fuck my pussy and suck my clit while I send you pics of her performance

-invite my friends over for a wine night and have her "accidentally" flash us her tits and pussy so we can talk about them

-take her to a night club bathroom, and have her bend over in a stall with her pussy exposed for me to show off to curious girls and finger while they watch

What would you love to see down to your wife by another woman?