Kamasutra men women

Kinds of Union.

Man is divided into three classes, viz., the hare man, the bull man, and the horse man, according to the size of his lingam.

Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female deer, a mare, or a female elephant.

There are thus three equal unions between persons of corresponding dimensions, and there are six unequal unions, when the dimensions do not correspond, or nine in all, as the following table shows:
EQUAL. UNEQUAL. hare mare, hare elephant, bull deer, bull elephant, horse deer, horse mare.
men woman
hare mare
hare elephant
bull deer
bull elephant
horse deer
horse mare

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