I Finally Did It
Yep, it took a while, but I finally did it. I've been saying for 2 weeks I was going to do it, and I finally did it. So what did I do? I'll tell you.
I eat my cum occasionally. It's not the norm for me like so many Hamsters say it is for them, but I do it - occasionally. I usually chicken out. I say I'm going to eat it, then after I cum I lose the urge and don't do it! I really have to be in the mood. And it only happens once or twice a year, not a common occurrence. Tonight I ate my cum. So what's so special about that? About 2 weeks ago I was texting with a friend and we were talking about eating our cum. He's one of those guys that says he eats ALL his cum, he doesn't want to waste a single drop. Somehow we started talking about cumming on food and eating it. I've done that. I've eaten my cum on cookies and I've drank my cum mixed in wine and OJ.
Somehow chocolate candy cum up. Hmmm, shooting my load on a candy bar and eating it, sounds like a great idea, I'll try it (if I don't chicken out). That was a few weeks ago. As I've said many times (and you're probably tired of hearing me say it) I usually cum about once a week to 10 days. I thought about eating cummy candy on and off for a week while I was waiting for my week to be up. The week was up and I was horny, but for one reason or another I didn't do anything. Then 10 days. OK, I'm horny, time to take care of my problem. Then 2 weeks. Damn, I need to cum.
Tonight I was really planning on doing something with my wife. But as often happens, I was busy and she was tired, so by the time I was ready to ravish her she was asleep. Story of my life. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks. The chocolate candy bar. It's now or never! So I found a good erotic story and started reading. The stories often get me more worked up than the same old crap videos, and this story was no exception. I soon started getting hard - and you know what that means. Yep, put on the tight cockring. I was already half hard, and my balls were really swollen from not cumming in 2 weeks. It was a struggle, but I got it on. And with the swollen balls it was really tight tonight. And the cockring did it's job, it got me hard and kept me hard.
OK, story's over and I'm rock hard, get the chocolate bar. Now I'm not generally a premature ejaculator, but I was rock hard, horny as hell, had swollen balls, and hadn't cum in 2 weeks. I knew I wasn't going to last long. And I didn't. Probably about 5 minutes, then I cum - and cum, and cum. Boy was that a big load! And I aimed straight for the chocolate bar. And covered it - and then some! Well, to be honest, the spurts were so strong half of them missed the chocolate. And half of what did hit the chocolate hit so hard it flowed off the other end! So in total maybe 1/4 of my cum stayed on the chocolate bar. Would I chicken out again?
Nope, I stuck it my mouth, chewed it up and swallowed it down. Damn that was good, I should do that more often! 'Course once in awhile it's a treat. Too often and it becomes a routine. I'll keep doing it occasionally and call it a treat.
I eat my cum occasionally. It's not the norm for me like so many Hamsters say it is for them, but I do it - occasionally. I usually chicken out. I say I'm going to eat it, then after I cum I lose the urge and don't do it! I really have to be in the mood. And it only happens once or twice a year, not a common occurrence. Tonight I ate my cum. So what's so special about that? About 2 weeks ago I was texting with a friend and we were talking about eating our cum. He's one of those guys that says he eats ALL his cum, he doesn't want to waste a single drop. Somehow we started talking about cumming on food and eating it. I've done that. I've eaten my cum on cookies and I've drank my cum mixed in wine and OJ.
Somehow chocolate candy cum up. Hmmm, shooting my load on a candy bar and eating it, sounds like a great idea, I'll try it (if I don't chicken out). That was a few weeks ago. As I've said many times (and you're probably tired of hearing me say it) I usually cum about once a week to 10 days. I thought about eating cummy candy on and off for a week while I was waiting for my week to be up. The week was up and I was horny, but for one reason or another I didn't do anything. Then 10 days. OK, I'm horny, time to take care of my problem. Then 2 weeks. Damn, I need to cum.
Tonight I was really planning on doing something with my wife. But as often happens, I was busy and she was tired, so by the time I was ready to ravish her she was asleep. Story of my life. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks. The chocolate candy bar. It's now or never! So I found a good erotic story and started reading. The stories often get me more worked up than the same old crap videos, and this story was no exception. I soon started getting hard - and you know what that means. Yep, put on the tight cockring. I was already half hard, and my balls were really swollen from not cumming in 2 weeks. It was a struggle, but I got it on. And with the swollen balls it was really tight tonight. And the cockring did it's job, it got me hard and kept me hard.
OK, story's over and I'm rock hard, get the chocolate bar. Now I'm not generally a premature ejaculator, but I was rock hard, horny as hell, had swollen balls, and hadn't cum in 2 weeks. I knew I wasn't going to last long. And I didn't. Probably about 5 minutes, then I cum - and cum, and cum. Boy was that a big load! And I aimed straight for the chocolate bar. And covered it - and then some! Well, to be honest, the spurts were so strong half of them missed the chocolate. And half of what did hit the chocolate hit so hard it flowed off the other end! So in total maybe 1/4 of my cum stayed on the chocolate bar. Would I chicken out again?
Nope, I stuck it my mouth, chewed it up and swallowed it down. Damn that was good, I should do that more often! 'Course once in awhile it's a treat. Too often and it becomes a routine. I'll keep doing it occasionally and call it a treat.
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