Assignment: Essay My hottest sexual fantasy

Write an erotic essay about your hottest sexual fantasy. No matter if possible, legal, ethical, disgusting.
Be as explicit as possible, describing details as well as your perceived feelings.
Length should be around one page, longer is ok. No need to fiddle with the layout if it ends up shorter (been there, done that).
Bonus points if it gets me going, so try to write it hot and dirty. Spelling, grammar and co will not be graded.

Send it to me as .pdf or .txt (not gonna open any .docx). Feel free to publish it on your blog here as well.