This conversation was dumbfounding...

I don't know where else to share it, so I guess I'll just put it here:
This woman made racist assumptions about my user name (which, incidentally, is actually just a vague history reference... I have no clue where she got the 'Slavic" thing. The word itself is decidedly Native American) and then proceeded to use both English and French entirely incorrectly. I mean, I've been drunk and typed stupid shit on this site before, but what the hell was going on here?

Her:
only i know that and I'm not blabbing
how did you get in here anyway, did you go down on security
you know he has leprosy

Me:
MMkay... sounds complicated. I just wanted someone I could at least pretend was a woman to describe giving me a blowjay. I kind of thought that was the kind of thing this site was intended for.

Her:
sadly your slavic heritage has led you astray. The internet is the black for logic
black hole for logic
fingers sticky

Me:
LOL. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't happen to be Slavic, but I admire their culture. What non-existent race do you consider yourself to belong to so as to claim some mythological superiority to any other?

Her:
who is claiming anythng mon petite Cretan, it is not I that has my heritage as a screen name, does mama know your up this late?
obscenities the mark of the superior mind, ahhh yes
nother lonely heart disarmed, send in the next one mabel


She followed that last statement up by banning me... a definite mark of intellectual courage.