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I have had this joke since I was at Catholic school. Read all the way through, and yes it is a sports joke

There is a little girl in court, because she was beaten and raped by her separated mother and father. Being a minor she HAD to choose the Guardian. The judge asked her, you'd you like to like with your dad

She shook her head, 'no, he beats and rapes me.'

The judge then asked, 'how 'bout your mom?'

She shook her head again, no, she beats and rapes me too.'

The jury thought for hours where to place this girl, but no one knew what to do. Finally the little girl raised her hand and said, 'Can I sleep at Georgia tec, they don't beat anybody?'

BAZINGA!

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