A short story of how a govenment worker finds love.
It all began 3 years ago,
I was working on a top secret military weapon, I am benny lava and I was the lead engineer in operation crazy hindu, and I was tasked to create a jet pack system to be given to all soldiers as basic equipment.
And after 2 years of development my team had created a prototype.
Due to the nature of operation crazy hindu we couldnt just give the jet pack to anybody to run tests.
So I decided that I will put my self forward as a human guineapig.
The technitions adjusted the thrust of the jets to suit my height 6ft and 20mm and my weight of 180000e-3 lbs
The female engineers would describe me as good looking for my age of 40, but they are female engineers what do they know about handsome looking men.
As I buckled into the jetpack, the green light was given for me to lauch
I tentativly increated trust using my hand controls. But something whent wrong and the jet pack launched into the sky last thing I remember before blacking out due to lack of oxygen in the thin atmosphere was a waterfall in the distance.
When I regained concousness I remember hovering above the ground. Thankfully we had developed the automatic impact detection system
as I unbuckled myself I saw a girl hiding behind a rock, she was wearing a white dress
As I put my feet on tge ground I fell down and passed out
I woke up again in a bed I was wereing a tight red t-shirt and cream coloured pants
And the dresser was some sun glasses and a large brown jacket I put on the glasses and the jacket and stepped out the door
The girl I was before I fainted was sitting at the table eating roast goat
She saw me and axed me if I was feeling okay
I said im okay, but these plants are kinda tight atound my tiny balls
I said "where,are we"
She said "we are in a sanctuary for gay nuns"
I said "of corse, you can tell by the pictures on the walls"
The pictures on the wall featured oil painting of high school girls peeing on a goat
As I admired the artwork
The gay nun said "have you been high today"
I said "no"
So she pulled out smoking pipe and some powder from her pocket
And we got high
while we where high the girl whent to the kitchen and brought back a bottle of mustard and a pair of teabag squeezers
She said "take this mustard and when I say so I want you to poop on my knee and put the mustard in my hole like a geine"
I said "sure"
we both got undressed I sat on her knee, she grabbed my balls with the teabag squeezer and applied 3.14 Nm of rotating force to each ball and she said "poop on my knee and mustard my hole"
So I did,
After that we had sex like to animals trapped in a cafe, trying to reach the top shelf because thats where the jelly babys where kept.
And I liked the ball squeezing
It all began 3 years ago,
I was working on a top secret military weapon, I am benny lava and I was the lead engineer in operation crazy hindu, and I was tasked to create a jet pack system to be given to all soldiers as basic equipment.
And after 2 years of development my team had created a prototype.
Due to the nature of operation crazy hindu we couldnt just give the jet pack to anybody to run tests.
So I decided that I will put my self forward as a human guineapig.
The technitions adjusted the thrust of the jets to suit my height 6ft and 20mm and my weight of 180000e-3 lbs
The female engineers would describe me as good looking for my age of 40, but they are female engineers what do they know about handsome looking men.
As I buckled into the jetpack, the green light was given for me to lauch
I tentativly increated trust using my hand controls. But something whent wrong and the jet pack launched into the sky last thing I remember before blacking out due to lack of oxygen in the thin atmosphere was a waterfall in the distance.
When I regained concousness I remember hovering above the ground. Thankfully we had developed the automatic impact detection system
as I unbuckled myself I saw a girl hiding behind a rock, she was wearing a white dress
As I put my feet on tge ground I fell down and passed out
I woke up again in a bed I was wereing a tight red t-shirt and cream coloured pants
And the dresser was some sun glasses and a large brown jacket I put on the glasses and the jacket and stepped out the door
The girl I was before I fainted was sitting at the table eating roast goat
She saw me and axed me if I was feeling okay
I said im okay, but these plants are kinda tight atound my tiny balls
I said "where,are we"
She said "we are in a sanctuary for gay nuns"
I said "of corse, you can tell by the pictures on the walls"
The pictures on the wall featured oil painting of high school girls peeing on a goat
As I admired the artwork
The gay nun said "have you been high today"
I said "no"
So she pulled out smoking pipe and some powder from her pocket
And we got high
while we where high the girl whent to the kitchen and brought back a bottle of mustard and a pair of teabag squeezers
She said "take this mustard and when I say so I want you to poop on my knee and put the mustard in my hole like a geine"
I said "sure"
we both got undressed I sat on her knee, she grabbed my balls with the teabag squeezer and applied 3.14 Nm of rotating force to each ball and she said "poop on my knee and mustard my hole"
So I did,
After that we had sex like to animals trapped in a cafe, trying to reach the top shelf because thats where the jelly babys where kept.
You are a fucking idiot lol. I could tell from the first paragraph. I am 6ft and 20mm makes no sense; you would never mix the english measurements and metrics together. Also when you tried to use scientific notation you put 180000e-3 however in scientific notation you always must put the number between one and ten i.e. 1.8e2 which would equall 180 pounds. Stop trying to look smart, you just look even more dumb.
You are a fucking idiot lol. I could tell from the first paragraph. I am 6ft and 20mm makes no sense; you would never mix the english measurements and metrics together. Also when you tried to use scientific notation you put 180000e-3 however in scientific notation you always must put the number between one and ten i.e. 1.8e2 which would equall 180 pounds. Stop trying to look smart, you just look even more dumb
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