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A sex joke
A man goes to the doctor, and the doctor tells him he only has twenty-four hours to live. So the man goes home and says to his wife "I only have a few hours left. I want to make love to you as many times as I can." So they do it, once, twice, three times, four times, and the man eventually falls asleep. About four thirty in the morning, he wakes up his wife and says "I want to make love to you one more time," and his wife says "that's easy for you to say, honey. YOU don't have to get up in the morning!"
6 comments

anonymous readerReport 

2012-10-22 11:43:30
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anonymous readerReport 

2011-07-02 00:21:45
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anonymous readerReport 

2010-10-01 16:07:34
You didn't tell the entire joke. You made it soooo short that it lost most of its humor.

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2010-09-18 12:58:33
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anonymous readerReport 

2010-09-15 08:29:59
A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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